Legen .. wait for it ... dary

Hottest Girls under 27

2011-01-08T16:49:00.004+01:00

Hey Pals,

it's time to update my Hottest Girls under 25 ranking. First of all, I turned 25 and I don't want this to be only about girls who are younger then me. So, I change it to the Hottest Girls under my age plus 2 years. And you gonna be excited, some really drastic changes happened.

#1 Renee Olstead

She is so hot, and with the days go by she is getting hotter and hotter. She just crushed Kaley and I just like her more than Emma Watson with short hair.

#2 Emma Watson

Her last Pics just blew me away. Shw is so gorgeous. If she would keep her long hair she would be my number 1 one seed for a VERY long time.

#3 Bar Rafaeli

How in the world could I miss out on her? The most beautifull model in the world and she is not on my list? Man, what a failure. Our marriage next month will be great and our kids will be samrt and beautiful ... and rich.

#4 Kaley Cuoco

Hey girl, you are heavily tumbling down the letter. If you do not want to be overtaken by Miley Cirus you better release some new pictures.

#5 Emma Stone

I liked her in Superbad. She looks so good in that movie. But what she did in "Easy A", not only the way she look, the way she played. Great girl and totaly deserves this spot. I truelly believe that she will rise up this list pretty soon.

Droped:

Sarah Fletcher cause her total media blackout.

Prominent Runner Ups in nor particular order:

Megan Fox - just, well, not my typ? Can't believe my words, but I would choose all the girls in the top 5 over her.

Miley Cirus - Buhhhh! Way too slutty right now!

Olivia Wilde - Damn, is she hot. But, well, the reason is pretty much the same as for Mrs. Fox.

Legendary Bands of each Century

2010-12-28T23:51:00.002+01:00

Looking the TV Show "Number One" on German TV right now. Thus, I thought about who are the most legendary bands or artists of each century from the 70s to 2000s. The Bands and Artist are listet in the decade where they made the most impact.

70s:

Deep Purple, Bee Gees, James Brown, ABBA, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Cat Stevens

80s:

Michael Jackson, Madonna, Tina Turner, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Tracy Chapman, Bruce Springsteen, A-ha

90s:

Nirvana, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Offspring, Mailyn Manson, U2, Limp Bizkit, Backstreet Boys, Take That, Public Enemy, Woo Tang Clan, 2Pac, 2Unlimited

2000s:

Eminem, Jay-Z, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Daft Punk, Shakira, Robbie Williams, Nora Jones, Blink 182

I did this list cause a lot of people say, that no good music has been created in the 90s and 2000s. I hardly doubt that. As you see in the list, there are a lot of artists that change the way we listen to music. A lot of people wouldn't pick Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Nora Jones or Blink 182. Well, if you are one of these, asl yourself, do you just don't like them? They changed the music for the following years.

Clubnight 18.12

2010-12-20T01:34:00.002+01:00

Went for some serious club action yesterday with my boys. And got some new prospects for my list.

Looks like an easy deal. She is pretty slutty has huge tits. Left the club too early. But had time enough to talk to her. I think that she like me. Next step, try to create some atraction to me. So far I have no idea how to do that.

S.L.

She is not the kind of girl I'm usually atracted to. But she is so shy naiv that I will not miss on that one. Try to get in her pants as soon as possible, which will be start of next year.

So, the new list:

#1 C.R.:

Way hotter than S.L. so still #1.

#2 S.L.:

Cause of the short time of her attandence in Germany this in in the list.

#3 A.M.:

Still prefer lesbians over big tits.

#4 C.:

Well, huge tits and a little bit stupid. Great combination though.

No changes for the rest.

#5 V.M.

#6 M.H.

#7 Twins

16.12. Girls Update

2010-12-18T01:30:00.003+01:00

Hey Followers,

for keeping you up to date, new status on some girls. Yesterday was a big party at my university and things didn't went out pretty much as I thought they would.

V.M.

Haven't met her. No News. Seems to not really work out. But had a good Facebook conversation with her, again. This girl is kind of a secret to me.

S.S.

Drop her from my list. This ain't gonne work out, not even as an option. There's just NO magic.

A.M.

Haven't met my favorite lesbian. But still on my list. Will give her a call tomorrow if she's going to party with us.

Twins:

No News.

C.R.:

Company party went absolutly well. I really think that she's kind of into me. The problem yesterday, I haven't seen her late on the party, though I wasn't able to extend our, well let's call it, relationship. The next bigger problem. Her time at our company ends with the end of the year. God thanks facebook, I totally ask her out on a date. I have to hit on this chick. Next Step: Find a way to stay in contact over the holidays.

M.H.:

Well, still think that she's into me. The sings at work are just too obvious. The problem, she hardly visits any party. Our companies Christmas party has to work that out.

Thus, I figured out my list with all these girls in an order of importance to hit on. Though I don't think that one of these girls has the potential for a longer relationship, sadly. So, here it is:

#1 : C.R.

Really cute model girl who's kind of into me. Well, time is running against me, so I really have to start my hurry up offense.

#2 : A.M.

Lesbian, do I have to say more?

#3 : V.M.

I kind of really like this girl. But she is so weird. I'd love to see if this crazy gaming is leading somewhere.

#4 : M.H.

Tough to reach her on a personal level. But I think that she is into me.

#5 : Twins

This is kind of a longshot.

Girls Diary

2010-12-15T23:50:00.003+01:00

Hey Pals, how is goin' ?

Haven't posted a lot in the last time cause I've been pretty busy with th ladies. Things went really crazy in the last time. Had three hot shots, went out scoreing nothing, and then came up short to a three way with twins. So I have a really hard time getting all the information together and forming my strategies. So this is gonne be the place were I post my stories to not make the same faults again and again. First, al little roundup on my dates:

Twins:

Halloween went greate. But had no contact after all. If I want to hit on these girls I have to invest a lot more.

Next Step: Asking for a date with both of them.

V.M.:

Well, I met her at a party with my neighbour. She looks really cute and I just talk to her and dance a bit. She told me that she likes me cause I pay attention. I thought that she likes me to and that she is more of a shy girl. Texted a lot with her over Facebook and made a date. And what happened? She canceled it. So I went out with my guys. And guess who I found at a club together with 4 horny guys? And she didn't even thought about talkin to me. Then she suddenly started texting me again. Weird girl. Seems a bit like a player now.

Next Step: Goinf to meet her at a party tomorrow and will try to make the same move I did a month ago when I met her. I don't think that this is gonne work, but it's worth trying.

S.S.:

Had a date with her and thought that she would be the easy deal. Kind of not worked out. Had a greate night at a club with her and her girls. Then took her home to her place. But there had been no magic between us. I think this is done.

Next Step: I'll try to hit on her when the party tomorrow ends and I've nothing to take home.

A.M.:

This was kind of cool. Met her with a friend from my hometown at a club. I saved her out of the claws of a really creepy guy who despretly tried to hit on her. A kiss kind of save it. Then had a greate party night with her, kissed a little bit. Nothing more happened. Found out later that she is a lesbian and has a girlfriend.

Next Step: Will meet her at the party tomorrow. She is gonne be my main theme for the evening. Just try to spend some drinks on her and dance a little bit a see if magic will happen again.

C.:

This is gonne be fun. She's a co-worker of mine and she is really shy and has a self-confidence problem. I'm really courious if she has a boyfriend and/or if she is available for a sexual relationship. Will spend the day tomorrow with her at work and at my bosse's farewell party. She's going to be at the college party tomorrow, too.

Next Step: Try to build up some relations with her. Think it's gonne be though work.

Well, these girls are my options at this time. More then I ever had, but you guys know my luck. All's gonne be tending against me. Tomorrow will be fun.

Halloween

2010-11-03T01:21:00.003+01:00

I just found my new love for the Halloween Holiday. Actually I'm not a big fan of costume parties, but Halloween rocks like Hell. It's not about the massiv amount of alcohol or the chance to drop blood all over my face. It's all about the girls.

It's about all the short skirts, about all the masks, which mascarade a lot of uglyness. It's about all the girls looking so cute beeing a dead corpus. And I just found out that girls really dig on me when I put on the scares ad cover myself with blood.

Well, it's all about a pretty cool party which always tends to end up in sex with a total stranger. And, in my case, looking forward to hook up with identical twins!!!

Yes, you read right. Some identical twins really admired me all party long. Well, the only issue is their age, but they are 18 so defenitly eligable for sex, wel, better said eligable for a threesome. This is maybe the only shot for something like this in my whole life, so I really dig into this right now. Will give you updates on this.

And there's nothing new on my other experiments.

College Dudes

2010-09-11T00:16:00.003+02:00

Hey People,

I'm a recent reader on College Girls on College Humor, and I always thought that I would be on it if there would be a male version. So, I imagined the following questions (with my personal answers):

1. Every guy has a female side. Name your top love flick.
Harry and Sally . There is no love movie better played then this. And the orgasm scene is just classy.
2. Favorit position ... in football of course. What do you thought about, dirty bastard?
Well, I'd say Safety. I'm going for the long shot, and when I'm in I hit it really hard. Most of the time coming from behind.
3. Invent a new typ of beer.
I would combine my two favorite drinks, beer and Gaterode. I wonder how this would taste like.
4. What was your most special sports moment?
2008 Perfect Season.
5. OK, let's be realistic, everything tastes better with bacon and cheese. What other ingediant makes every dish taste better?
Beautifull Girls. No matter what they cook for me, it always taste good.
6. Have you ever been caught mastubating? Funny story?
Once by my roomie. Followed by very awkward silence.
7. How many beer cans could you crack open and drink each after another till you drop down?
I'd maybe do 15 cans. I'm a student so I'm pretty used to it.
8. A man who can cook always has a thing with the girls. What would you cook for you anual hook up?
Everything with Chillie, Garlic and Ginger. That works all the time.
9. Would you do a devil threesome?
Did it ...
10. I know, we all love the 70's Show. Who would you prefer for breakfast after ... , you know what, Mila Kunis or Laura Prepon?
Come on, the blond Laura Prepon is so damn hot. Tits are makin' the difference here.

By the way, these are my top 5 songs of today:

1. Rat Pack - Summer Wind
2. Hurts - Wonderful Life
3. Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland
4. Billy Joel - Christie Lee
5. Cloeman Hawkins - Smoke gets in your eyes

Top 10 Acapella Performances on YouTube

2010-08-26T01:47:00.004+02:00

OK, I goota admit, I truely love Acapella Music. This is kind of music build up by the most basic instrument we got, our voice. So I gonna praise this fuckin' big style of perfoming music with this top 10:

#10 Golden Overtone - Mercy by Duffy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CXJM19vH-w&feature=related
Well, al about pretty standart, but a cool performance, which actually is pretty raw among these types of singing

#9 Rusty Pipes - Ain't no mountain high enough by Marvin Gaye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_EgVM4w7qE
Well sung by these people and a cool ending, but I think this greate song could be aranged a liitle bit better. Actually I couldn't find a better version on youtube.

#8 UC Men's Octet - 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWjlQZkecw
Really greate performance an this song just rocks!

#7 UC Men's Octet - Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo0HwvNTf6Q&feature=related
The greates background sounds I've ever heard

#6 Golden Overtone - It's in his kiss by Aretha Franklin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pxc9ghMNc&feature=related
Just the perfect song or these girls an a killer arangement. The lead singer rocks the house. Sicerly, women are always a liitle bit worse then men cause they can't reach the really low bass tones, which is neccessary for acapelly singing. But this performance is the best I've ever seen from women.

#5 Accafellas - Wonderfull Tonight by Eric Clapton with Proposal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItnQ4VefqtE
One of my all time favourit song greate performed. The Part for the Proposal is just killer. I like these guys so much because their arangements are so much on point.

#4 Boys 2 Men - End of the Road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppX5MQkyeUA&feature=related
Well, if you want to get in a girls pants this song works ALL THE TIME. The voices of this guys are so perfect and fitted together. Killer arangement.

#3 UW Redefined - Nintendo Medlay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBIAGCulDw&feature=related
How awesome is that. Reminds me of my younger days. Killer arangement, killer perfomrance, killer singing. I love this one.

#2 UC Men's Octet - Bohemian Rapsody by Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyqpjkCwEI4
Well, this song is prett much made to be sung acapella. These guys are doin' it in perfection.

#1 Miami University Men's Orchestra - Halleluja by Leonard Cohen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dwWk3-vmo&feature=related
I love this song, but how this one is aranged, I could not see a better one. It's so though to this for so many people. You really have to give these guys some credit for this beautifull piece of art.

Mentionable Honor:

UW Redefined - Afica by Toto
These guys always have greate backgrounds. Just didn't made the cut. But I love this song so much, so I have to mention it. Sadly some wrong notes and chords. The guy how's singing the high parts should do the song.

Extendin the Foreigner

2010-08-10T22:16:00.003+02:00

Hi Pals,

Last week I tried the Foreigner, and God damn, it works great. But it's maybe not the best idea to perform this move in your regular bar. Of course I#m heading there tonight, but maybe the girl I did last week will be there, too. I think I can't hold on to the show forever. So, I got to make a statement tonight an tell her the truth if I meet her tonight. I'll try to isolate her and tell her outside. The last thing I can use is beeing humiliated in front of the crowd. Keep on checking this, we'll see how this will work out.
But a confrontation wouldn't be so bad, it gives me a chance to try my conflict resolving tools.

See ya soon

Experiment SUCCEEDED

2010-08-05T00:01:00.004+02:00

On my very first post I told you about the "Foreigner", a great move to get girls. It's kind of pretending you are from a different country and do not know anything about the place you are. Yesterday I performed it in perfection. At my regular bar I met a guy from USA. We talked about football and had a lot of booze. So he came up with the idea I pretend beeing an American and see if we can pick up some girls. So I came up with my best texan accent and tried not to catch somebodys eye who knows me. We sat next to two reall cute girls and talk to them. The most exciting thing was that they completly bought into the mascerade and talked on german about us with us sitting next to them. Of course I could understand every single word. We had a lot of fun. Then a female friend of these girls came up, want to see our ID Cards. So I ran to the bathroom, of course I don't have any American ID Card or Drivers License. The bar closes and we went to a Diner nearby and I talked a lot to girl hittin' us in the bar. And now guess who's got a private german Lesson ...

I just saw the movie "The Last Temptation of Christ" and I can tell you one thing, it's one of the best movies I've ever seen. The timespan where Jesus got saved from the cross by an angel till everything collapses is the most honest truth about beeing Christian. No matter if Jesus really died at the cross and came back 3 days later or not, it's the faith in God making this happen what makes you believe. If you truelly believe nobody can make you don't believe cause believing is something you do because of your inner attidude towards life. That's nothing somebody can talk you out with logic becaus your faith is not based on logic arguments, it's something you feel in you. So beeing Christian is not based on Jesus rebirth, more than it's based on the principals Jesus talked about and believing in a God who could make Jesus rebirth happen.

An by the way, how greate is William Dafoe in thi flic. What a Genius ...

Best on the Market Round Up

2010-05-16T22:26:00.005+02:00

I haven't posted anything for a pretty long time now. A lot has changed on the girl market and so I want to do an update on my rankings. These rankings are gone be update to you guys:

Hottest Girls to Age of 25 (25 is too old)
Hottest MILFs (minimum Age of 30 and has to be a Mother)
Best Football Cleats

Hottest Girls to Age of 25:I got two newly Check Ins for this category, Jamie Lynn Spears and Brooklyn Decker.Jamie, the younger sister of Britney Spears, looks as hot as her older Sister when she was at the beginnings of her career. We all cross our fingers that she does not has to face the same future.
Brooklyn is a new Sport Ilustarted Foto Model and her titts are the coolest things I have seen for a very long time.Kaley Cuoco is now in her senior month a will pass out this ranking at the end of November. Sarah Fletcher is too old now.
Emma Watson ist getting hotter and hotter. The last time I posted an update she was really close to Kaley, now, with the new pictures on her website, she got the second place. With Sarah leaving this ranking she is my new Number ONE! Big high five for you Harry Potter.
So the new ranking is:

Emma Watson
Brooklyn Decker
Kaley Cuoco
Renee Olstead
Jamie Lynn Spears (Titts are making the difference here)

Hottest MILFS:
OK, at my first try I didn't really thought about that, Jennifer Coolidge is not a Mother, Cobie Smulders is too young and Katie Price, well, she is not that hot, it's just her breasts. All of them didn't made the cut.
My new women in this list are Heather Locklear, Uma Thurman and Courteney Cox. I think there is no need for any explenation. Cause of the acctual hype about "Rules of Engagement" I also thought about Megyn Price, but Heather won the challenge. The ranking is:

Angelina Jolie (still the one and only)
Courteney Cox
Nelly Furtado
Uma Thurman (She has really funny titts)
Heather Locklear

Hottest Football Cleats:
The new Nike Speed stormed my mind and wouldn't let loose. They are my absolute new Number ONE!
And another new pait of Nike Cleats, the LT Super Bad, a combination of the LT Branded Cleats and the Super Bad. And they look amazingly sharp. The new Number 3.
The chrome Vapor Cleats are not available any more, so they are out of this list.

Nike Super Speed 2010
Nike Blade D 2009
Nike LT Super Bad 2010
Nike Air Huarache 2009
Adidas Mario Wiliams

Renee Olstead finally became a women

2010-02-23T14:42:00.002+01:00

I liked her much in Still Standing and thought she could be a real hottie when she hits her twenties. But how she looks like now I could not even imagine in my dirtiest dreams. These tits are so great that I think they are not real and she looks astonishing hot with not curly hair. She also crushed my Top-5 Hottest Girls to 25 within seconds. The new ranking is:

Sara Fletcher – Still the hottest Girl on the market
Kaley Cuoco
Emma Watson
Renee Olstead
Ashley Green

And now some pics to solidify my decision:

Top 5 hottest Chicks to Age of 25

2010-02-08T22:35:00.009+01:00

Some new girls hit the market in the last time, so I'm doing a new ranking right now (The year in the brakets is the year of birth):

#5 Kaylee Defer (1986)

She does greate playing a pretty, simple-hearted daughter in War at Home and she really is a natural cutie.

#4 Ashley Greene (1987)

For me, she is the real hot star at Twilight. And her last picture really proof this.

#3 Emma Watson (1990)

To put here in the top 5 was the most easy decision. Milion of men waited for her to turn 18. And she is banging Harry Potter what makes here even more atractive to nerds like me.

#2 Kaley Cuoco (1985)

Greate Girl, HOT Girl, cool TV Show. She brings the big package.

#1 Sara Fletcher (1984)

This is the major upset. There actually is no Wiki Article to her. I would mary her right away. THE ULTIMATE GIRL.

Zweiohrküken - Filmkritik

2010-01-05T18:06:00.004+01:00

Hallo geneigter Leser.
Ja ich schreibe mal wieder auf deutsch. Ich habe mir überlegt Filmkritiken zu schreiben. Da ich mindestens 4 Filme die Woche schaue habe ich da schon gut was zu schreiben. Ich schaue ja meist Filme, die eher für den deutschen Markt gedacht sind, deshalb mal wieder auf deutsch. Heute fange ich an mit Zweiohrküken, dem neuen Film von Till Schweiger.

ACHTUNG, SPOILER ALERT!

Zweiohrküken
Wer den ersten Teil (Keinohrhasen) gesehen hat kennt schon den Stil dieses Filmes. Etwas schmonzig, ein Hauch von Gesellschaftskritik und sehr viel Geschlechtskonflikt. Sind wir mal ehrlich. Schon Keinohrhasen war ein Film den man sich auch als Mann ohne weiteres anschauen konnte. Die Witze hätten ohne jegliche Problem aus der Feder von Mario Barth kommen können. An diesem Stil hat sich nicht viel geändert. Nach wie vor fühlt man sich eher in einer Vorstelung vom Herrn Barth als in einem romantischen Film. Doch diese Parallelen scheinen gewollt zu sein. Doch leider wird am Anfang ein Sturmfeuer dieser Gags rausgelassen, und so ist nach nicht einmal einer Stunde alles witzige erzählt. Auch Till Schweiger muss vor diesem Problem gestanden haben. Die Scene mit dem "Geschäft" in aus der Toilette ist mehr an den Haaren herbeigezogen als fast alles, was ich bis jetzt gesehen habe. Wo wir grad beim Thema sind, Matthias Schweighöfer ist als Sidekick eher schlecht geraten. Platte Rolle, platte Sprüche, da wurde sehr viel potential verspielt. Dann kommt 40 Minuten Trennung. Also, ich möchte ja nicht Till Schweigers Gespür für Frauen anzweifeln, aber wieso kriegt Frau Tschirner es nicht gerafft, dass eine solche Ansammlung an Zufällen nicht konstruiert seien kann? Da wurde doch arg übertrieben und man hätte locker eine halbe Stunde sparen können, ohne jegliche Spannung, Witz und Romantik zu verlieren. Jetzt das Ende. Das Gespräch im Restaurante (beide gestehen sich ihre Seitensprünge) ist da noch logisch und passt zum Verlauf der Geschichte. Doch dann scheint man am Ende noch die Frauenwelt zufrieden stellen zu wollen. Ludo mutiert zum Weichei, gesteht Anna all seine Liebe und das auf der Insel ihres erten und bisher einzigen Urlaubs. Ich kenn viele Frauen, die das soooooo roantisch fanden (Till, Junge, jetzt wolen doch alle Frauen so einen Scheiß Gefühlsquatsch sehen). Doch hätte zu dem berechnenden Typen nicht etwas mehr Matscho am Schluss besser gepasst? Diese Frage darf sich jeder selbst stellen.
Fazit:

Viele Scenen an den Haaren herbei gezogen (Ludo als Frau nur damit Lippenstift am Gals auftaucht? Das geht besser Till)
1 1/2 Stunde gute Unterhaltung für Mann und Frau, dann wirds flach
Warum spielt Mario Barth nicht mit, wenn er schon die Pointen liefert?

Wertung: Samstag Abend

pull up your ol six-string

2009-11-28T01:48:00.004+01:00

I just found an album of Johnny Cash and this insprired me to a now List. Top 10 Song sby Johnny Cash. And, man, this is way tougher than it sounds. He is the Godfather of Country Music and will be an Inspritation for artist for all time. Well, his musical style is not that challenging but his songs are always little stories. Really Greate. I always give some reasons for the position in my ranking. But that's not possible right here. I could easily name 30 Cash Songs which could make number 1. So it's just about my feelings, which is hard to describe.

#10 - 25 minutes to go
"The whole twon's waitin' just to hear me yell, I got 24 minutes to go ..."

#9 - with June Carter, Help me through the night
"Well, it's sad to be alone, help me make it through the night."

#8 - Man in Black
"Well, you wonder why I always dress in black. [...] I wear the black for the poor and beaten down, living in the hopeless hungry side of town ..."

#7 - Ring of Fire
"Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fire ring ..."

#6 - Walk the Line
"... because you're mine, I walk the line ..."

#5 - Sunday morning coming down
"... and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad do I had one more for dessert ..."

#4 - Personal Jesus
Because it's not an original Johnny Cash I feel like to explain this one. I hate Depeche Mode, but this song covered by Johnny Cash feels so greate, he made a whole new kind of feeling to this song. It's my number four because I really love him singing this song. Every music enthusiast will kill me for this cast but Johnny made all the emotions in this song touchable. So it's my number four. The next one is a Johnny original.

#3 - Ghost Rider in the Sky
"Jippie jay jey, Jippie jay joh"

#2 - Cocain blues
"I took a shot of cocain and I shoot my women down. I went right home and went to bed."

#1 - Folsom Prison Blues
"... I shot a man in Reno, just two watch him die ..."

Top of the Tops

2009-11-26T01:40:00.003+01:00

Well, I made a lot of List in the last time. I just thought about ordering them and summerize them right here.

Football Equipment
Best Duets in Music History
Most emotional Songs
Top 10 Live Acts
Best Football players by Position
Hottest MILFs
How to rank girls (not really a list, but it might help)
Best Women Sports

Still to come ...

Hottest Girls in Human History
Greatest Movies of all Time
Greatest Actors of all Time
... (it's late right now. I'll figure out other Lists later)

Top Football Equipment

2009-11-26T00:45:00.015+01:00

Hey Dudes,

I don't know if mentioned it, but I play American Football and I'm the Equpment Hog on our Team. Well, actually I need two pairs of new cleats and gloves every year, not because they are torn down, I just have a kind of a fetish. My favorit brand is Nike right now. But Under Armour is taking mor and more place in my locker. So I made up my mind, walked through some stuff in my locker and on the internet and figured out my Top 5 Cleats and Gloves. This lists will be updated frequently. In this list only appear stock Items which are available for every customer.

Cleats:
#5 - Adidas TS Mario Wiliams
Well, this is a major upset. I choose the Mario over the LT signature cleat. On of my Teammates just got this cleat and I looks so awesome that I really choose an Adidas Cleat over a Nike one. I think this will be the only time. But only time will tell ...

#4 - Nike Huarache 2009
I like the first version of this Cleat but this one is killer. I really like the strap on the forefoot. Great style. And by the way, this shoe looks killer when it's taped over with just the strap free on the forefoot.

#3 - Under Armour Metal Mid
This cleat is from the 2008 collection of Under Armour, but still the coolest one. It's actually the most aggressiv looking cleat I know. This is what it makes my Number 3 choice. Click, clack ... Do you hear us comin'?

#2 - Nike Blade D 2009 Edition
This is a classic. Well, I do not like the TD version that much, but with detachables it way better. I chhose this shoe over every on else because I like mid top shoes. Well, it's only the number 2 on this list because the next one is OF THE HOOK.

#1 Nike Vapor Jet 4.2 Chrome Edition
Man, is this a killer shoe, all chrome. I have nothing more to tell.

Let's make a cut to Football Gloves:

#5 - Under Armour Blitz 2
As I told you, Under Armour is taking more and more room in my locker. So this glove is just well designed. Actually I had a try on this but, well, this glove is better for posing than playing football.

#4 - Under Armour F1 Reciever Glove
Its a greate glove because it's looks as tight as it is. Man, this glove is really tight, and not in the picturesk type. Actually the grip is nat that good.

#3 - Nike Jordan Reciever Gloves
Cool brand, cool glove, all white, nothing more to tell.

#2 - Cutters Gamer
And an upset again. This ist like Boise State winning the Fiesta Bowl. Every players know that Cutters Gloves are famous for their performance rather then style. But this one is really cool. And i like the short cut right above the wrist. This glove is my choice for the next season.

#1 - Nike Asassin Gloves
And Nike again. I told you about my little crush on Nike. This glove looks aggressiv, performes great. It's not as durable as the Cutters but in this list style wins over quality.

And again

2009-11-22T01:48:00.003+01:00

Well, I'm kond of bored and can't sleep. So I shoot out another Top5 List:

The 5 best duets in Music History:

Number 5:

Bonnie Raitt & Nora Jones - Tennessee Waltz

Well, I just found it surfin' around on YouTube but hell yea, this two rock! The combination of the smooth voice of Nora Jones, the smokie voice of Bonnie and this classic song is really greate.

Number 4:

Elton John & George Michael - Don't let the sun go down on me

Put together two wonderfull orchestral voices and an emotional song and what you get is one of the best duets of th last 30 years. Greate Performance, greate song. The only thing what's missing is the swagger of both singing together.

Number 3:

Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock - Picture

I'm, well let's say, not the biggest Kid Rock Fan, but this song is greate. Greate Lyrics and it fits perfect to both of them. And Sheryl Crow is hot like hell.

Number 2:

Mark Knopfler, Sting, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins - Money for Nothing (by Dire Straits)

Actually, this is not a duet, but I cannot make a list of Artists performing songs together and leave out this one. Actually if this list wouldn't be about duetts this one would be Number One! Just think a little moment about the cast. Lead Gitare and Lead Vocals: Mark Knopfler. Vocals: Sting. Gitare: Eric Clapton. Drums: Phil Collind. The best group of musicians I've ever seen.

Number 1:

Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrel - Ain't no mountain high enough

You can't talk about duetts and leave out this song. Two of the best musicians of the early 70s, one of the best songs ever made and this two performing and acting so good together. This actually is the definition of a great duet.

It's getting down

2009-11-22T01:18:00.004+01:00

Hi Fellas,

today I want to talk about emotional stuff. The 5 Songs that touches me most, in many different ways. To make a long story short I'll start right away:

Number 5:

Your Song - Elton John

I start with an old time classic. This is one of the songs you like to play when your are alone with a girl and want to ... (I think you mind can tell you). But thats not because you know that it will work, it's because everybody really like the song. And I like Eltons voice so much. And yes, this is a statement, Sir Elton John you are one of the best musicians ever performed.

Number 4:

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton

That's an easy call. It's Eric, it's the song and the story to this song. If somebody does a list of emotional songs you can't miss out this one.

Number 3:

Bridge over troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkle

This could be the number one if Eva Cassidy wouldn't have passed away and draged attention to her interpretation of "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

Number 2:

Halleluja - Jeff Buckley

OK, everybody who knows about music will kill me right now. Leonard Cohen is a master and this song is his masterpiece. But when it comes down to performance and singing I think he just did to much. Jeff Buckley, just a gitare, that enough and holds so much more emotions.

And the winner is:

Somewhere over the Rainbow - best Performance by Eva Cassidy

This song is so incredible great. When this song is played I'll can't move and always have to hold my tears. Why Eva Cassidy? Well, first of all her Interpretation is extra ordinary great. Sadly she passed away some years ago. Greate Artist performed one of the greatest songs of all time. I also do like the original by Israel Kamakawiwo, well it's the original and no interpretation, but Eva's voice just stands out.

Top 10 Best Live Acts

2009-09-21T01:41:00.004+02:00

Hi Readers,

I finally made up my mind on this list. It was a tough fight with some major upsets, do here it is:

1. Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock
Really need an explenation?

2. Pink Floyd in Berlin
The setting is sensationel and that in front of 300.000 people and at this historic point, just greate.

3. The Doors at Whiskey A Go-Go
Right here startet the great journey of one of the greatest bands of all time.

4. Tracy Chapman at Live Aid
If you think about that she was just the backup and then made such a greate concert. If there woulnd't be such legends in my list she deserves number 1.

5. Guns'n'Roses in Rio de Janeiro
There concerts are all greate but Rio was outstanding. It was at the pike of there success and in front of 250.000 visitors.

6. Nirvana at MTV Unplugged
One of the greatest rock bands of all time and with an Curt Cobain who really showed why he derserves this spot. God bless him. Nirvana never was the greatest live band but this gig was special and different.

7. Queen at Live Aid
Queen really performs on there concerts. It's more a kind of an theatric performance then a concert. This is why they aren't ranked higher.

8. Toto in Paris
There solos rock the hell out of you.

9. Metallica with San Francisco Orchestra
Nothing else Matters is really a stand out of their normal type of performances. This is why I like it.

10. Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguiellare kissing
Not greate because of the music, but everybody knows what happened.

Music and other funny stuff

2009-08-27T02:17:00.002+02:00

Hi guys, you haven't heared a lot from me in the last couple weeks. I had a lot to do at college. Well, I'm back again. I just watched the woodstock documentary, and what a masterpiece of work. By the way, you have to watch inglorious bastards, the new masterpiece by Quentin Terentino. So as I'm watching woodstock I thought about the best music live performances of all time. But right now I can't do the list, so I just drop some names and figure up the entire list later.

Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock:
Not known as his best piece of work but the american national anthem rocks all over the place. By the way, 1.5 million visitors.

Robbie Williams at Scotland:
First of all, he is one of the greatest entertainers of the world. But 110.000 people at this concert is a bad ass statement.

Placebo at Rock am Ring 2006:
Greate performance. But what made this concert special was not the music, it has been the weather. Placebo at dawn, more words needed?

Metallica with London Orchestra at Charnegi Hall:
Well, Metalica is actually one of the greatest rock band of all time and a future hall of famer. But even the hardest rockers get tears in their eyes when they hear "Nothing else matters”. Congrarulations guys, this is one for the ages.

Nirvana MTV Unplugged:
This, again, is a masterpiece. Nirvana will be the best grunge band of all time, and with Curt at Club 27 they are part of history. This concert reflects all the musical deepnes of their lyrics and all the fear and anger of Curt Cobain.

These are the first five that came to my mind. But there is a lot more music done that is worth to write down. Here are my running ups:

The Doors
Mötley Crue
Madonna
Elvis
Fettes Brot

By the way, lasr week I was inches before doing the naked man. But I was to anchious. So, I'm wating for my next chance. My last told experiment stucks at while. The girl i planned to use for this is not in town right now. I think I'll wait till she's back.

My best Football Team

2009-07-19T23:24:00.003+02:00

I know what I said, but when I don't do this "Best on the market" List right know, I'll forget it.
Well, I'm really into Football. And yesterday I thought which Player I would choose to build my franchise around. It should be an active Player. But I really can't imagine one single player. A Quaterback wouldn't work without a real GoToGuy. And a Smash Mouth RB wouldn't get a single yard with a crappy OLine. If i really have to chose one single Player it would be a Defense guy because they can make a difference in a game by themselfes. But it would be unfair to chose a Linebacker over a Defense Back or the other way around. So I play Waren Sapp for this evening.

Offense:

OLine: Bryant McKinnie (Vikings)
With Walter Jones off the board this guy the MEAN MACHINE. He is the reason why A.P. is this greate. On the inside it's Steve Hutchinson, but I'll always pick a Tackle over a Guard. Bryant is 6.8, 335 pounds Monster. If you think about why the Viks run the OffTackle plays this well, it's because of him.

QB: Vince Young (Titans)
In the modern art of playing ball you got to have a QB who can throw the ball AND run it (just look at the last success of the wildcat formation). So the only other guy who comes to my mind would be Michael Vick, but he'll never play in the NFL again. If somebody now tells me Payton is the much better QB, I'll say yes, but only in the Pocket. I've never seen Payton running fpr 60 or 70 yards and throwing for 300. So, Payton is the better Passer but Vince fits best in the modern way of playing the game.

RB: Adrian Peterson (Vikings)
Yes, another one from Minnesota. He and Bryant are the best combo you can get. And I think there wouldn't be any sceptics about this pic.

FB: Madison Hedgecock (Giants)
As a reate Fullback you have to be the full package. You have to block, run and catch the ball in space. He can do this all and he got swager. I really like this guy. Espacially on this position you need swager.

WR: Larry Fitzgerald (Cardinals)
I've never seen a guy catching balls this great. Double Coverage? So what, throw the ball to him. He'll catch it. A lot of guys would say Randy Moss right here, and with Tom Terrific back on the gridiron there will be also much more. But when he got Double Coverage last year with Brady out, there were other guys to make the big plays. So I pic Larry because he is a Playmaker 24/7.

TE: Tony Gonzales (Falcons)
This is THE Tigth End of the last decades (If we would live in the 70's I would chose Kellen Winslow Sr.). This guy catches the ball like a reciever and blocks you like a Tackle. And now with the Falcons he has the Championship Team he always wanted.

Defense:

DT: Albert Haynesworth (Redskins)
If you are an OLine Man there is one guy in the game you don't want to play against, Albert. He always needs a double team and beats them on a regular basis. Terrific. And I like mean guys on the inside.

DE: DeMarcus Ware (Cowboys)
With Albert in the middle I want the best rushing end in the game, and this is, with no doubt, DeMarcus Ware. He scares QBs with his pure presence. So set him up and you'll get multiple sacks EVERY game.

ILB: Patrick Willis (49ers)
The best Tackler in the NFL in his rookie season? You think thats not possible? It is, in form of Patrick. The guys around him are maybe not the best against the run, but it's not easy to play this consistend in a rookie season. He and Albert on my Team and nobody will ever run the middle.

OLB: Shawn Merriman (Chargers)
Can rush the side where DeMarcus isn't and play it really hard nose against the run. Maybe the best all about Linebacker. So he definitly has a starting job on my Team.

CB: Cortland Finnegan (Titans)
Mr Interception. QBs throw away from him just not to get Intercepted. You may tell me that he only played this well because he has the support of the DLine, but thats exactly what i want to produce.

Safety: Ed Reed (Ravens)
The earth is coverd 2/3 by water, but Ed Reed covers everything. Thats so fucking true. Defently the best Safety in the game. And against the run, oh boy, that guy hits you in the face with 200 mph.

Best on the Market

2009-07-13T12:05:00.008+02:00

I just got an idea for a new Category. In "Best on the Market" I'll rank stuff every 2 weeks. I did this before in my top-5 women sports (link). Today I start with the Top 5 MILFs in memory of Katie Price to be back on the market.

#5 : Jennifer Coolige (Age 45)

THE MILF. This women really build the word MILF. Not only Finch recognized this in all the American Pie Movies. Actually she would end up being a number 3 but she crushed her spot by not showing anything about her private life. All about real life MILFism would be guessing. I actually don't know if she's a real mom.

#4 : Cobie Smulders (Age 27)

New entrance in this list. If I would have made this list 9 month earlier she could not be here. If she wouldn't be engaged she would even get higher in this list. The most of her repuation was gained by the great series "How I met your Mother".

#3 : Katie Price (Age 31)

Man, I tell you, this is a pure MILF. I just read that you just have to go to a party with her to get in her panties. She likes to strip down all naked when she's drunk. And she is back on the market. You may ask why she is not #2. Well, at first she has no style. If I would be her child, I would be ashamed of her. But she is still hot like hell and so she secured her podium position.

#2 : Nelly Furtado (Age 30)

Actually it would be a tied first place if I wouldn't have a little crush on Angelina. I can't remeber a single women who looks that greate after a pragnancy. And she can sing and seems to be really down to earth. But what brings her on top of Katie Price are her eyes, and, damn, watch her belly.

#1 : Angelina Jolie (Age 34)

DAMN, she is hot like hell. She gets even hotter when she gets older. There isn't and there will be no other number 1 in this list. Even if this would be the list of the hottes women on this planet she would be in my top 5. She got 2 kids and you ain't see anything. She is the one and only MILF since she bacame a mom. And her relationship to Brad Pit doesn't lower her status because he really is a cool guy.

SUIT UP, BITCH

2009-07-13T01:43:00.004+02:00

So Fellas, I have to make a Statement about suits. There's nothing more manly then suits, and there is no other piece of clothing which is only made for men. And if somebody comes around with this crazy combos for women, this is fuckin not a SUIT! Think about it for a second ...
All right, why exists suits? If it would be just about comfort or functionality I would prefer a pullover and my old cord trouser. But how do i look like in my favorite pink wool pullover and an four year old cord trouser? True, not awesome. So, that women see that we care about how we look like an inteligent person invents the suit. This is an plaudit for suits. WEAR SUITS GUYS!
Me and my friends started going out in suits every two weeks. And let me tell you the truth, you not only feel better, you also have a better shot on girls. My experiments brought out that suit REALLY work! So, SUIT UP, BITCHES!

I found a 9+, or how Megan Fox starts sozialising

2009-07-09T01:45:00.004+02:00

Allright Fellas, how many of you really remember Transformers? And I do not mean the cool yellow camaro from the motion picture. Last week I just went up to the cinema to watch the new Transformer movie. Well, the script is not that well and the jokes ... all right let's stop right here or I waste all my time counting the bad features of that film. But what is not a bad feature is Megan Fox! This girl is smokin' hot. I really think they just made this movie to present her, and let me say, with a lot of success. And when it comes to the final scenes I thought they couldn't top the shots of her. But they did. Slow Motion of Megan Fox in a tiny tank top. Greate Movie! I immediately forgot all the lack of complex plot. I found the girl that comes that near to a ten then no other girl till now. For example:

Well, her acting skills are on one level with some great actors I saw in soft porn movies, but, and I'll not get tired to tell you again and again, she's smokin' hot. But everybody recognizied her lack of talent so she got a new Series where she is hunted by the devil and starts terrorizing her neighborhood. Much more realistic and a tough role to play ...
So I'll give her a 9+ because she is, and I'll repeat myself again, smokin' hot.

Let's come to the King of Pop. That nobody missunderstands me, Micheal, rest in peace. You have been the greatest Pop Artist over years. I really admire your work and the music you played. Let's have one minute of silence ...

But what happens now is way to much. If your goal is that everybody starts hating his music because every song is so overplayed you're on the right way. I love to hear his music, BUT NOT 24/7. Because I'm number 1.000.000 who made this statement I stop this right here.

Right now I have kicked out a new experiment out of nowhere. If I'm about everything she loves, how many dates it will take to get in her pants? Right now I just hang around with here from time to time and gather information. For example if she loves Hoodies, what will be the effect if I give her mine if she freezes? I know, it will be good, but will it works better than a jacket? This is the point; will things she loves work better than normal, kind behavior? I think I just need one more week to gather all information I need. So hear about the date in about two weeks. I'll bet on myself.

What about my other Experiments? I just couldn't find a situation to do the naked man. If you can have a girl the easy way, why burst it with the naked man? I'm just waiting for a situation where my chances are really low, and I'm in a town far, far away.
And did suiting up works? I'll tell you yes, but I still not finished my researches. So be patient for new result.
And jobs? I'll try this the next time I'm in Münster. I'll tell you about this.

Well, there is one more thing I just discoverd. There has been a headphone-party in zurich. Greate Idea. Listen to loud music without disturbing anybody, but ... THIS IS NOT A PARTY. Someone has to take offence on partys. That is how partys work. This are the stories you talk about later on and on. "Do you remeber me drunk as hell and the police comes around at my flat because the music was to loud?" This is the kind of party I want to be part of. The only thing I think is interesting about silent parties is the possibility to listen to people. If the music is off you can hear everybody talkin. I haven't discoverd a real plan, but this could be a little fun.

Peace out

The Girl Ranking

2009-06-23T21:37:00.005+02:00

Hi Bros,

years ago a really close friend and I designed a Point System to rank women. It doesn't include the mind of them because this is really personal and everybody has a different opinion what a girl should behave like are think of important things. So this is just about how they look like. And before everybody gets angry on me, I know this ist kind of sexist behavor, but this is what this post is about. So if you don't like it just shut up.

The Ranking:

0 Points: A girl you wouldn't even make out with. Not even if you are drunk as hell.

1 Point: All right, just pretend there would be enough alcohol to make you blind, this could maybe, just maybe, a hook up for you this evening. But the next morning will be a horror like wakin' up in a saw movie.

2 Points: This is actually a 1-Point-Girl but you don't have to be blind to get in her panties. Although the same amount of alcohol is needed. And you'll never tell your friends about this hooker.

To girls in this range you woulnd't even talk to without any alcohol.

3 Points: If you are on a party of your grandma and there are only friends of her, girls with 3-Points don't look pretty in this circumstance. But when your grandma sipp punch like mine and you drink with here, a 3-Point Girl could be your shot this evening. And you wouldn't wake up and want to kill yourself on the next mornin' , ... , but maybe bite your arm of.

4 Points: Welcome to the Top of the "only when I'm really drunk" contest. This girls are the ones you want to fuck when you are on a party with few chance for a good shot, but when you see them sober this feeling is gone. You mornin' would just be a little bit weird.

All right gentlemen, here comes the Points for girls you would hook up with, even if there's no alcohol around you.

5 Points: All right, not the "Top of the Pops" but for a little relaxin' hour she would do her job quite good. But actually a normal handjob by yourself will have the same effect.

6 Points: This is the kind of girl you want to find at the very end of an evening. It's not a shame and you would even tell your friends about her. But it's not somebody you would recognize out on the streets.

7 Points: You would work for girls from this point on. And you have to, bacause you are not the only guy who want to get in her pants. This girls a the so called sweeties on every party. Go for it bro, because everything better would be hard to get.

Welcome to the top 3.

8 Point: Should be a 9-Points-Girl, but something is missing ...

9 Points: This is the best you'll ever find. She looks like the women you love from TV. Smokin' hot and hard to find in your actual life. Actually I know 3 9-Point girls in my real life.

10 Point: God would be a 10-Point Girl if he would be a girl, so I would say nobody know a 10.

Extras or losses:
From 6 Points up you could increase or decrease a score with this specials.

-1 Point: not a perfect ass
-2 Points: fat ass
+1 Point: Bigger Boobs then usual for her score
+1 Point: She does EVERYTHING you want ( I'm talkin about sex if you don't get the clue)

And at the end my example of a 9-Point-Girl:

The Project

2009-06-21T23:00:00.001+02:00

All right guys. As maybe some of you recognized I'm kind of into the style of the "How I met your mother" Series. So I gone start my new Project. I'll try all of Barney's Theories and Practics to hook up with women because I want to know how much freaky hook up talks a girl can stand. After fine research I came to certain points of interests:

Experiment #1:
How is the causality between me meeting a girl and hook up with her effected by wearing a suit?
Experiment set up: Of course it will not work just to count the number of successful hook ups on one evening. This number is effected by a lot of more factors like place, season, time of the day, alcohol and the mood of the girl. It's also kind of tough to get more then two girls on one night. So the successratio wouldn't show significant variations. So we need another set case. I need two examples of the women species. One I met with suit on, one I met in casual cloths. But I'm not trying do get into their pants this night. I hang around with them for two weeks. Then I met them again with different cloths then the first time. Then I try to have sex with them. We'll see which date works better. If it's easier to get the girl I met with a suit on the second date it approves my theory that suits work.

Experiment #2:
How does greate jobs affect the interest of girls?
Experiment set up: This got to happen in another town then the one I live in because there can be people who know me and enlace me in unsolveable problems. So I'll visit a friend of me in a different town and tell them really greate stuff about my work. I'll grab up the theory that architect are cool. It's easy because I can say I designed special bulding in this town. Of course I need a reference case. The same evening I talk to a different girl. I'll tell her that I study something stupid. I think a Communications Major will work. To be able to compare the results I only talk two hours to the girls.

Experiment #3:
The naked guy.
Experiment set up: This one is really tough to do. You have to get at a girls place, go to her rest room and strip naked. Then go back to her and stay naked. Because there is the posibilty that she throws you out of her place I'll better drop my cloths right next to the door so that I can grab them easiely. To have no outer parameters it's gotta be a girl I haven't met before. To not be socially baned I will not do this in my hometown.

These are the first experiments I really want to do. If there are any new Experiments that come to my mind I'll post it here. I'll also post the results right here, so look around at least every weekend.

Beachvolleyball is such a greate sport ...

2009-06-18T13:37:00.001+02:00

... not because I like to play it, it's because a lot of beautifull girls love this sport. And beachvolleyball features on of the best rules in sport. The "Your-Panties-Have-To-Be-This-Short" rule, greate, isn't it? So watchin girls bent over in hotpants is really a greate evening activity. So you see, I'm really into sports like that, so here is my all time favorite Top-5 list of womensports:

Beachvolleyball
Womenhockey (short skirts and always bent over)
Lingerie Football (and there is a hell of a league for this "sport")
Womentennis (screaming like the girl in my bed last night)
Women Gymnastics (flexible girls, I could imagine a lot to do with them)

If somebody has more interesting sports I'll extend my list. I'll close this post with pics of my top five.

Do you feel the magic this evening?

2009-06-17T01:38:00.001+02:00

... this was the first thing a good friend asked me this evening when I came around at his flat. And can you imagine what I felt about this evening? Alright, I always try to see everything as positiv as possible, but without any alcohol I couldn't see any way to feel the magic. So I try some beer to get a touch of his "magic". And how you can imagine, it doens't helped a lot. At least it helped me not to think about this girl, lovely as she is. But I really can't feel his magic. Well, he has a greate idea to raise my mood. Find some hookers, well, not the kind you pay for, more the kind of you buy some drinks and never call back after they went with you. And before anybody askes, yes I'm this kind of a jerk, or as I call me Mr. Awesome.
So we were kind of bored by just walkin up to them and ask for names, smalltalk, bla bla bla ... I'll always wanted to try to do "The Foreigner". For all the old fashioned of you, I'll not pretend to be a Member of them. You wouldn't even believe me how often this works. When you play "The Foreigner" one of you has to be the guy out of town, and the other one has to be from a place far, far away, at best from a different country. As I am from Germany I love to pretend the other guy to be from the States. It would be a lot more interesting to pretend to be from some exotic place like India or Japan, but that's kind of tough to survive when you are really lookin like a central european and don't speak a fuckin word hindu. So my bro pretends to be from New York, Rhode Island if somebody asks, but he is to pathetic to speaks to women. So I have to talk to them first ... I think every knows what I'm talkin about. And for all of them how don't believe that this works, 5 phone numbers and a booty call 2 hours later speak their own language.
But the girl I'm lookin for was still not there. But I firmly believe I'll find her ... someday.
Why I'm so confident? To speak in the words of my bro in my mind, Barney Stinson, I'm legen ... wait for it, just one more moment ... dary . High Five!
One last word at the end. Although I grab up some thoughts of the fictional person, named Barney Stinson, all I'm telling here is the truth. Nothing more or less. And I don't think that all my stories will end like that. Maybe there will never be a happy end with that girl.
So see you next time I have nothing to do and something to tell you ...

btw: To make some thing mor simple I'll call myself Bob (maybe someone got the clue).