College Dudes

Hey People,

I'm a recent reader on College Girls on College Humor, and I always thought that I would be on it if there would be a male version. So, I imagined the following questions (with my personal answers):

1. Every guy has a female side. Name your top love flick.
Harry and Sally . There is no love movie better played then this. And the orgasm scene is just classy.
2. Favorit position ... in football of course. What do you thought about, dirty bastard?
Well, I'd say Safety. I'm going for the long shot, and when I'm in I hit it really hard. Most of the time coming from behind.
3. Invent a new typ of beer.
I would combine my two favorite drinks, beer and Gaterode. I wonder how this would taste like.
4. What was your most special sports moment?
2008 Perfect Season.
5. OK, let's be realistic, everything tastes better with bacon and cheese. What other ingediant makes every dish taste better?
Beautifull Girls. No matter what they cook for me, it always taste good.
6. Have you ever been caught mastubating? Funny story?
Once by my roomie. Followed by very awkward silence.
7. How many beer cans could you crack open and drink each after another till you drop down?
I'd maybe do 15 cans. I'm a student so I'm pretty used to it.
8. A man who can cook always has a thing with the girls. What would you cook for you anual hook up?
Everything with Chillie, Garlic and Ginger. That works all the time.
9. Would you do a devil threesome?
Did it ...
10. I know, we all love the 70's Show. Who would you prefer for breakfast after ... , you know what, Mila Kunis or Laura Prepon?
Come on, the blond Laura Prepon is so damn hot. Tits are makin' the difference here.

By the way, these are my top 5 songs of today:

1. Rat Pack - Summer Wind
2. Hurts - Wonderful Life
3. Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland
4. Billy Joel - Christie Lee
5. Cloeman Hawkins - Smoke gets in your eyes

Top 10 Acapella Performances on YouTube

OK, I goota admit, I truely love Acapella Music. This is kind of music build up by the most basic instrument we got, our voice. So I gonna praise this fuckin' big style of perfoming music with this top 10:

#10 Golden Overtone - Mercy by Duffy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CXJM19vH-w&feature=related
Well, al about pretty standart, but a cool performance, which actually is pretty raw among these types of singing

#9 Rusty Pipes - Ain't no mountain high enough by Marvin Gaye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_EgVM4w7qE
Well sung by these people and a cool ending, but I think this greate song could be aranged a liitle bit better. Actually I couldn't find a better version on youtube.

#8 UC Men's Octet - 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWjlQZkecw
Really greate performance an this song just rocks!

#7 UC Men's Octet - Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo0HwvNTf6Q&feature=related
The greates background sounds I've ever heard

#6 Golden Overtone - It's in his kiss by Aretha Franklin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pxc9ghMNc&feature=related
Just the perfect song or these girls an a killer arangement. The lead singer rocks the house. Sicerly, women are always a liitle bit worse then men cause they can't reach the really low bass tones, which is neccessary for acapelly singing. But this performance is the best I've ever seen from women.

#5 Accafellas - Wonderfull Tonight by Eric Clapton with Proposal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItnQ4VefqtE
One of my all time favourit song greate performed. The Part for the Proposal is just killer. I like these guys so much because their arangements are so much on point.

#4 Boys 2 Men - End of the Road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppX5MQkyeUA&feature=related
Well, if you want to get in a girls pants this song works ALL THE TIME. The voices of this guys are so perfect and fitted together. Killer arangement.

#3 UW Redefined - Nintendo Medlay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBIAGCulDw&feature=related
How awesome is that. Reminds me of my younger days. Killer arangement, killer perfomrance, killer singing. I love this one.

#2 UC Men's Octet - Bohemian Rapsody by Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyqpjkCwEI4
Well, this song is prett much made to be sung acapella. These guys are doin' it in perfection.

#1 Miami University Men's Orchestra - Halleluja by Leonard Cohen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dwWk3-vmo&feature=related
I love this song, but how this one is aranged, I could not see a better one. It's so though to this for so many people. You really have to give these guys some credit for this beautifull piece of art.

Mentionable Honor:

UW Redefined - Afica by Toto
These guys always have greate backgrounds. Just didn't made the cut. But I love this song so much, so I have to mention it. Sadly some wrong notes and chords. The guy how's singing the high parts should do the song.

pull up your ol six-string

I just found an album of Johnny Cash and this insprired me to a now List. Top 10 Song sby Johnny Cash. And, man, this is way tougher than it sounds. He is the Godfather of Country Music and will be an Inspritation for artist for all time. Well, his musical style is not that challenging but his songs are always little stories. Really Greate. I always give some reasons for the position in my ranking. But that's not possible right here. I could easily name 30 Cash Songs which could make number 1. So it's just about my feelings, which is hard to describe.

#10 - 25 minutes to go
"The whole twon's waitin' just to hear me yell, I got 24 minutes to go ..."

#9 - with June Carter, Help me through the night
"Well, it's sad to be alone, help me make it through the night."

#8 - Man in Black
"Well, you wonder why I always dress in black. [...] I wear the black for the poor and beaten down, living in the hopeless hungry side of town ..."

#7 - Ring of Fire
"Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fire ring ..."

#6 - Walk the Line
"... because you're mine, I walk the line ..."

#5 - Sunday morning coming down
"... and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad do I had one more for dessert ..."

#4 - Personal Jesus
Because it's not an original Johnny Cash I feel like to explain this one. I hate Depeche Mode, but this song covered by Johnny Cash feels so greate, he made a whole new kind of feeling to this song. It's my number four because I really love him singing this song. Every music enthusiast will kill me for this cast but Johnny made all the emotions in this song touchable. So it's my number four. The next one is a Johnny original.

#3 - Ghost Rider in the Sky
"Jippie jay jey, Jippie jay joh"

#2 - Cocain blues
"I took a shot of cocain and I shoot my women down. I went right home and went to bed."

#1 - Folsom Prison Blues
"... I shot a man in Reno, just two watch him die ..."

And again

Well, I'm kond of bored and can't sleep. So I shoot out another Top5 List:

The 5 best duets in Music History:

Number 5:

Bonnie Raitt & Nora Jones - Tennessee Waltz

Well, I just found it surfin' around on YouTube but hell yea, this two rock! The combination of the smooth voice of Nora Jones, the smokie voice of Bonnie and this classic song is really greate.

Number 4:

Elton John & George Michael - Don't let the sun go down on me

Put together two wonderfull orchestral voices and an emotional song and what you get is one of the best duets of th last 30 years. Greate Performance, greate song. The only thing what's missing is the swagger of both singing together.

Number 3:

Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock - Picture

I'm, well let's say, not the biggest Kid Rock Fan, but this song is greate. Greate Lyrics and it fits perfect to both of them. And Sheryl Crow is hot like hell.

Number 2:

Mark Knopfler, Sting, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins - Money for Nothing (by Dire Straits)

Actually, this is not a duet, but I cannot make a list of Artists performing songs together and leave out this one. Actually if this list wouldn't be about duetts this one would be Number One! Just think a little moment about the cast. Lead Gitare and Lead Vocals: Mark Knopfler. Vocals: Sting. Gitare: Eric Clapton. Drums: Phil Collind. The best group of musicians I've ever seen.

Number 1:

Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrel - Ain't no mountain high enough

You can't talk about duetts and leave out this song. Two of the best musicians of the early 70s, one of the best songs ever made and this two performing and acting so good together. This actually is the definition of a great duet.

It's getting down

Hi Fellas,

today I want to talk about emotional stuff. The 5 Songs that touches me most, in many different ways. To make a long story short I'll start right away:

Number 5:

Your Song - Elton John

I start with an old time classic. This is one of the songs you like to play when your are alone with a girl and want to ... (I think you mind can tell you). But thats not because you know that it will work, it's because everybody really like the song. And I like Eltons voice so much. And yes, this is a statement, Sir Elton John you are one of the best musicians ever performed.

Number 4:

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton

That's an easy call. It's Eric, it's the song and the story to this song. If somebody does a list of emotional songs you can't miss out this one.

Number 3:

Bridge over troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkle

This could be the number one if Eva Cassidy wouldn't have passed away and draged attention to her interpretation of "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

Number 2:

Halleluja - Jeff Buckley

OK, everybody who knows about music will kill me right now. Leonard Cohen is a master and this song is his masterpiece. But when it comes down to performance and singing I think he just did to much. Jeff Buckley, just a gitare, that enough and holds so much more emotions.

And the winner is:

Somewhere over the Rainbow - best Performance by Eva Cassidy

This song is so incredible great. When this song is played I'll can't move and always have to hold my tears. Why Eva Cassidy? Well, first of all her Interpretation is extra ordinary great. Sadly she passed away some years ago. Greate Artist performed one of the greatest songs of all time. I also do like the original by Israel Kamakawiwo, well it's the original and no interpretation, but Eva's voice just stands out.

Top 10 Best Live Acts

Hi Readers,

I finally made up my mind on this list. It was a tough fight with some major upsets, do here it is:

1. Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock
Really need an explenation?

2. Pink Floyd in Berlin
The setting is sensationel and that in front of 300.000 people and at this historic point, just greate.

3. The Doors at Whiskey A Go-Go
Right here startet the great journey of one of the greatest bands of all time.

4. Tracy Chapman at Live Aid
If you think about that she was just the backup and then made such a greate concert. If there woulnd't be such legends in my list she deserves number 1.

5. Guns'n'Roses in Rio de Janeiro
There concerts are all greate but Rio was outstanding. It was at the pike of there success and in front of 250.000 visitors.

6. Nirvana at MTV Unplugged
One of the greatest rock bands of all time and with an Curt Cobain who really showed why he derserves this spot. God bless him. Nirvana never was the greatest live band but this gig was special and different.

7. Queen at Live Aid
Queen really performs on there concerts. It's more a kind of an theatric performance then a concert. This is why they aren't ranked higher.

8. Toto in Paris
There solos rock the hell out of you.

9. Metallica with San Francisco Orchestra
Nothing else Matters is really a stand out of their normal type of performances. This is why I like it.

10. Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguiellare kissing
Not greate because of the music, but everybody knows what happened.

Music and other funny stuff

Hi guys, you haven't heared a lot from me in the last couple weeks. I had a lot to do at college. Well, I'm back again. I just watched the woodstock documentary, and what a masterpiece of work. By the way, you have to watch inglorious bastards, the new masterpiece by Quentin Terentino. So as I'm watching woodstock I thought about the best music live performances of all time. But right now I can't do the list, so I just drop some names and figure up the entire list later.

Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock:
Not known as his best piece of work but the american national anthem rocks all over the place. By the way, 1.5 million visitors.

Robbie Williams at Scotland:
First of all, he is one of the greatest entertainers of the world. But 110.000 people at this concert is a bad ass statement.

Placebo at Rock am Ring 2006:
Greate performance. But what made this concert special was not the music, it has been the weather. Placebo at dawn, more words needed?

Metallica with London Orchestra at Charnegi Hall:
Well, Metalica is actually one of the greatest rock band of all time and a future hall of famer. But even the hardest rockers get tears in their eyes when they hear "Nothing else matters”. Congrarulations guys, this is one for the ages.

Nirvana MTV Unplugged:
This, again, is a masterpiece. Nirvana will be the best grunge band of all time, and with Curt at Club 27 they are part of history. This concert reflects all the musical deepnes of their lyrics and all the fear and anger of Curt Cobain.

These are the first five that came to my mind. But there is a lot more music done that is worth to write down. Here are my running ups:

The Doors
Mötley Crue
Madonna
Elvis
Fettes Brot

By the way, lasr week I was inches before doing the naked man. But I was to anchious. So, I'm wating for my next chance. My last told experiment stucks at while. The girl i planned to use for this is not in town right now. I think I'll wait till she's back.