Showing posts with label ranking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ranking. Show all posts

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Hottest Girls under 27

Hey Pals,

it's time to update my Hottest Girls under 25 ranking. First of all, I turned 25 and I don't want this to be only about girls who are younger then me. So, I change it to the Hottest Girls under my age plus 2 years. And you gonna be excited, some really drastic changes happened.

#1 Renee Olstead
She is so hot, and with the days go by she is getting hotter and hotter. She just crushed Kaley and I just like her more than Emma Watson with short hair.




















#2 Emma Watson
Her last Pics just blew me away. Shw is so gorgeous. If she would keep her long hair she would be my number 1 one seed for a VERY long time.




















#3 Bar Rafaeli
How in the world could I miss out on her? The most beautifull model in the world and she is not on my list? Man, what a failure. Our marriage next month will be great and our kids will be samrt and beautiful ... and rich.




















#4 Kaley Cuoco
Hey girl, you are heavily tumbling down the letter. If you do not want to be overtaken by Miley Cirus you better release some new pictures.




















#5 Emma Stone
I liked her in Superbad. She looks so good in that movie. But what she did in "Easy A", not only the way she look, the way she played. Great girl and totaly deserves this spot. I truelly believe that she will rise up this list pretty soon.



















Droped:
Sarah Fletcher cause her total media blackout.

Prominent Runner Ups in nor particular order:
Megan Fox - just, well, not my typ? Can't believe my words, but I would choose all the girls in the top 5 over her.
Miley Cirus - Buhhhh! Way too slutty right now!
Olivia Wilde - Damn, is she hot. But, well, the reason is pretty much the same as for Mrs. Fox.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Renee Olstead finally became a women

I liked her much in Still Standing and thought she could be a real hottie when she hits her twenties. But how she looks like now I could not even imagine in my dirtiest dreams. These tits are so great that I think they are not real and she looks astonishing hot with not curly hair. She also crushed my Top-5 Hottest Girls to 25 within seconds. The new ranking is:

  1. Sara Fletcher – Still the hottest Girl on the market
  2. Kaley Cuoco
  3. Emma Watson
  4. Renee Olstead
  5. Ashley Green

And now some pics to solidify my decision:

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Monday, February 8, 2010

Top 5 hottest Chicks to Age of 25

Some new girls hit the market in the last time, so I'm doing a new ranking right now (The year in the brakets is the year of birth):

#5 Kaylee Defer (1986)


She does greate playing a pretty, simple-hearted daughter in War at Home and she really is a natural cutie.

#4 Ashley Greene (1987)

For me, she is the real hot star at Twilight. And her last picture really proof this.

#3 Emma Watson (1990)

To put here in the top 5 was the most easy decision. Milion of men waited for her to turn 18. And she is banging Harry Potter what makes here even more atractive to nerds like me.

#2 Kaley Cuoco (1985)

Greate Girl, HOT Girl, cool TV Show. She brings the big package.


#1 Sara Fletcher (1984)

This is the major upset. There actually is no Wiki Article to her. I would mary her right away. THE ULTIMATE GIRL.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

pull up your ol six-string

I just found an album of Johnny Cash and this insprired me to a now List. Top 10 Song sby Johnny Cash. And, man, this is way tougher than it sounds. He is the Godfather of Country Music and will be an Inspritation for artist for all time. Well, his musical style is not that challenging but his songs are always little stories. Really Greate. I always give some reasons for the position in my ranking. But that's not possible right here. I could easily name 30 Cash Songs which could make number 1. So it's just about my feelings, which is hard to describe.

#10 - 25 minutes to go
"The whole twon's waitin' just to hear me yell, I got 24 minutes to go ..."

#9 - with June Carter, Help me through the night
"Well, it's sad to be alone, help me make it through the night."

#8 - Man in Black
"Well, you wonder why I always dress in black. [...] I wear the black for the poor and beaten down, living in the hopeless hungry side of town ..."

#7 - Ring of Fire
"Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fire ring ..."

#6 - Walk the Line
"... because you're mine, I walk the line ..."

#5 - Sunday morning coming down
"... and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad do I had one more for dessert ..."

#4 - Personal Jesus
Because it's not an original Johnny Cash I feel like to explain this one. I hate Depeche Mode, but this song covered by Johnny Cash feels so greate, he made a whole new kind of feeling to this song. It's my number four because I really love him singing this song. Every music enthusiast will kill me for this cast but Johnny made all the emotions in this song touchable. So it's my number four. The next one is a Johnny original.

#3 - Ghost Rider in the Sky
"Jippie jay jey, Jippie jay joh"

#2 - Cocain blues
"I took a shot of cocain and I shoot my women down. I went right home and went to bed."

#1 - Folsom Prison Blues
"... I shot a man in Reno, just two watch him die ..."

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Top of the Tops

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Top Football Equipment

Hey Dudes,

I don't know if mentioned it, but I play American Football and I'm the Equpment Hog on our Team. Well, actually I need two pairs of new cleats and gloves every year, not because they are torn down, I just have a kind of a fetish. My favorit brand is Nike right now. But Under Armour is taking mor and more place in my locker. So I made up my mind, walked through some stuff in my locker and on the internet and figured out my Top 5 Cleats and Gloves. This lists will be updated frequently. In this list only appear stock Items which are available for every customer.

Cleats:
#5 - Adidas TS Mario Wiliams
Well, this is a major upset. I choose the Mario over the LT signature cleat. On of my Teammates just got this cleat and I looks so awesome that I really choose an Adidas Cleat over a Nike one. I think this will be the only time. But only time will tell ...


#4 - Nike Huarache 2009
I like the first version of this Cleat but this one is killer. I really like the strap on the forefoot. Great style. And by the way, this shoe looks killer when it's taped over with just the strap free on the forefoot.


#3 - Under Armour Metal Mid
This cleat is from the 2008 collection of Under Armour, but still the coolest one. It's actually the most aggressiv looking cleat I know. This is what it makes my Number 3 choice. Click, clack ... Do you hear us comin'?


#2 - Nike Blade D 2009 Edition
This is a classic. Well, I do not like the TD version that much, but with detachables it way better. I chhose this shoe over every on else because I like mid top shoes. Well, it's only the number 2 on this list because the next one is OF THE HOOK.


#1 Nike Vapor Jet 4.2 Chrome Edition
Man, is this a killer shoe, all chrome. I have nothing more to tell.


Let's make a cut to Football Gloves:

#5 - Under Armour Blitz 2
As I told you, Under Armour is taking more and more room in my locker. So this glove is just well designed. Actually I had a try on this but, well, this glove is better for posing than playing football.


#4 - Under Armour F1 Reciever Glove
Its a greate glove because it's looks as tight as it is. Man, this glove is really tight, and not in the picturesk type. Actually the grip is nat that good.


#3 - Nike Jordan Reciever Gloves
Cool brand, cool glove, all white, nothing more to tell.


#2 - Cutters Gamer
And an upset again. This ist like Boise State winning the Fiesta Bowl. Every players know that Cutters Gloves are famous for their performance rather then style. But this one is really cool. And i like the short cut right above the wrist. This glove is my choice for the next season.


#1 - Nike Asassin Gloves
And Nike again. I told you about my little crush on Nike. This glove looks aggressiv, performes great. It's not as durable as the Cutters but in this list style wins over quality.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

And again

Well, I'm kond of bored and can't sleep. So I shoot out another Top5 List:

The 5 best duets in Music History:

Number 5:

Bonnie Raitt & Nora Jones - Tennessee Waltz

Well, I just found it surfin' around on YouTube but hell yea, this two rock! The combination of the smooth voice of Nora Jones, the smokie voice of Bonnie and this classic song is really greate.

Number 4:

Elton John & George Michael - Don't let the sun go down on me

Put together two wonderfull orchestral voices and an emotional song and what you get is one of the best duets of th last 30 years. Greate Performance, greate song. The only thing what's missing is the swagger of both singing together.

Number 3:

Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock - Picture

I'm, well let's say, not the biggest Kid Rock Fan, but this song is greate. Greate Lyrics and it fits perfect to both of them. And Sheryl Crow is hot like hell.

Number 2:

Mark Knopfler, Sting, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins - Money for Nothing (by Dire Straits)

Actually, this is not a duet, but I cannot make a list of Artists performing songs together and leave out this one. Actually if this list wouldn't be about duetts this one would be Number One! Just think a little moment about the cast. Lead Gitare and Lead Vocals: Mark Knopfler. Vocals: Sting. Gitare: Eric Clapton. Drums: Phil Collind. The best group of musicians I've ever seen.

Number 1:

Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrel - Ain't no mountain high enough

You can't talk about duetts and leave out this song. Two of the best musicians of the early 70s, one of the best songs ever made and this two performing and acting so good together. This actually is the definition of a great duet.

It's getting down

Hi Fellas,

today I want to talk about emotional stuff. The 5 Songs that touches me most, in many different ways. To make a long story short I'll start right away:

Number 5:

Your Song - Elton John


I start with an old time classic. This is one of the songs you like to play when your are alone with a girl and want to ... (I think you mind can tell you). But thats not because you know that it will work, it's because everybody really like the song. And I like Eltons voice so much. And yes, this is a statement, Sir Elton John you are one of the best musicians ever performed.

Number 4:

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton


That's an easy call. It's Eric, it's the song and the story to this song. If somebody does a list of emotional songs you can't miss out this one.

Number 3:

Bridge over troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkle

This could be the number one if Eva Cassidy wouldn't have passed away and draged attention to her interpretation of "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

Number 2:

Halleluja - Jeff Buckley

OK, everybody who knows about music will kill me right now. Leonard Cohen is a master and this song is his masterpiece. But when it comes down to performance and singing I think he just did to much. Jeff Buckley, just a gitare, that enough and holds so much more emotions.

And the winner is:

Somewhere over the Rainbow - best Performance by Eva Cassidy


This song is so incredible great. When this song is played I'll can't move and always have to hold my tears. Why Eva Cassidy? Well, first of all her Interpretation is extra ordinary great. Sadly she passed away some years ago. Greate Artist performed one of the greatest songs of all time. I also do like the original by Israel Kamakawiwo, well it's the original and no interpretation, but Eva's voice just stands out.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Girl Ranking

Hi Bros,

years ago a really close friend and I designed a Point System to rank women. It doesn't include the mind of them because this is really personal and everybody has a different opinion what a girl should behave like are think of important things. So this is just about how they look like. And before everybody gets angry on me, I know this ist kind of sexist behavor, but this is what this post is about. So if you don't like it just shut up.

The Ranking:

0 Points: A girl you wouldn't even make out with. Not even if you are drunk as hell.

1 Point: All right, just pretend there would be enough alcohol to make you blind, this could maybe, just maybe, a hook up for you this evening. But the next morning will be a horror like wakin' up in a saw movie.

2 Points: This is actually a 1-Point-Girl but you don't have to be blind to get in her panties. Although the same amount of alcohol is needed. And you'll never tell your friends about this hooker.

To girls in this range you woulnd't even talk to without any alcohol.

3 Points: If you are on a party of your grandma and there are only friends of her, girls with 3-Points don't look pretty in this circumstance. But when your grandma sipp punch like mine and you drink with here, a 3-Point Girl could be your shot this evening. And you wouldn't wake up and want to kill yourself on the next mornin' , ... , but maybe bite your arm of.

4 Points: Welcome to the Top of the "only when I'm really drunk" contest. This girls are the ones you want to fuck when you are on a party with few chance for a good shot, but when you see them sober this feeling is gone. You mornin' would just be a little bit weird.

All right gentlemen, here comes the Points for girls you would hook up with, even if there's no alcohol around you.

5 Points: All right, not the "Top of the Pops" but for a little relaxin' hour she would do her job quite good. But actually a normal handjob by yourself will have the same effect.

6 Points: This is the kind of girl you want to find at the very end of an evening. It's not a shame and you would even tell your friends about her. But it's not somebody you would recognize out on the streets.

7 Points: You would work for girls from this point on. And you have to, bacause you are not the only guy who want to get in her pants. This girls a the so called sweeties on every party. Go for it bro, because everything better would be hard to get.

Welcome to the top 3.

8 Point: Should be a 9-Points-Girl, but something is missing ...

9 Points: This is the best you'll ever find. She looks like the women you love from TV. Smokin' hot and hard to find in your actual life. Actually I know 3 9-Point girls in my real life.

10 Point: God would be a 10-Point Girl if he would be a girl, so I would say nobody know a 10.

Extras or losses:
From 6 Points up you could increase or decrease a score with this specials.

-1 Point: not a perfect ass
-2 Points: fat ass
+1 Point: Bigger Boobs then usual for her score
+1 Point: She does EVERYTHING you want ( I'm talkin about sex if you don't get the clue)

And at the end my example of a 9-Point-Girl: