Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
I'm a recent reader on College Girls on College Humor, and I always thought that I would be on it if there would be a male version. So, I imagined the following questions (with my personal answers):
1. Every guy has a female side. Name your top love flick.
Harry and Sally . There is no love movie better played then this. And the orgasm scene is just classy.
2. Favorit position ... in football of course. What do you thought about, dirty bastard?
Well, I'd say Safety. I'm going for the long shot, and when I'm in I hit it really hard. Most of the time coming from behind.
3. Invent a new typ of beer.
I would combine my two favorite drinks, beer and Gaterode. I wonder how this would taste like.
4. What was your most special sports moment?
2008 Perfect Season.
5. OK, let's be realistic, everything tastes better with bacon and cheese. What other ingediant makes every dish taste better?
Beautifull Girls. No matter what they cook for me, it always taste good.
6. Have you ever been caught mastubating? Funny story?
Once by my roomie. Followed by very awkward silence.
7. How many beer cans could you crack open and drink each after another till you drop down?
I'd maybe do 15 cans. I'm a student so I'm pretty used to it.
8. A man who can cook always has a thing with the girls. What would you cook for you anual hook up?
Everything with Chillie, Garlic and Ginger. That works all the time.
9. Would you do a devil threesome?
Did it ...
10. I know, we all love the 70's Show. Who would you prefer for breakfast after ... , you know what, Mila Kunis or Laura Prepon?
Come on, the blond Laura Prepon is so damn hot. Tits are makin' the difference here.
By the way, these are my top 5 songs of today:
1. Rat Pack - Summer Wind
2. Hurts - Wonderful Life
3. Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland
4. Billy Joel - Christie Lee
5. Cloeman Hawkins - Smoke gets in your eyes
Thursday, August 26, 2010
#10 Golden Overtone - Mercy by Duffy
Well, al about pretty standart, but a cool performance, which actually is pretty raw among these types of singing
#9 Rusty Pipes - Ain't no mountain high enough by Marvin Gaye
Well sung by these people and a cool ending, but I think this greate song could be aranged a liitle bit better. Actually I couldn't find a better version on youtube.
#8 UC Men's Octet - 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
Really greate performance an this song just rocks!
#7 UC Men's Octet - Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
The greates background sounds I've ever heard
#6 Golden Overtone - It's in his kiss by Aretha Franklin
Just the perfect song or these girls an a killer arangement. The lead singer rocks the house. Sicerly, women are always a liitle bit worse then men cause they can't reach the really low bass tones, which is neccessary for acapelly singing. But this performance is the best I've ever seen from women.
#5 Accafellas - Wonderfull Tonight by Eric Clapton with Proposal
One of my all time favourit song greate performed. The Part for the Proposal is just killer. I like these guys so much because their arangements are so much on point.
#4 Boys 2 Men - End of the Road
Well, if you want to get in a girls pants this song works ALL THE TIME. The voices of this guys are so perfect and fitted together. Killer arangement.
#3 UW Redefined - Nintendo Medlay
How awesome is that. Reminds me of my younger days. Killer arangement, killer perfomrance, killer singing. I love this one.
#2 UC Men's Octet - Bohemian Rapsody by Queen
Well, this song is prett much made to be sung acapella. These guys are doin' it in perfection.
#1 Miami University Men's Orchestra - Halleluja by Leonard Cohen
I love this song, but how this one is aranged, I could not see a better one. It's so though to this for so many people. You really have to give these guys some credit for this beautifull piece of art.
UW Redefined - Afica by Toto
These guys always have greate backgrounds. Just didn't made the cut. But I love this song so much, so I have to mention it. Sadly some wrong notes and chords. The guy how's singing the high parts should do the song.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Last week I tried the Foreigner, and God damn, it works great. But it's maybe not the best idea to perform this move in your regular bar. Of course I#m heading there tonight, but maybe the girl I did last week will be there, too. I think I can't hold on to the show forever. So, I got to make a statement tonight an tell her the truth if I meet her tonight. I'll try to isolate her and tell her outside. The last thing I can use is beeing humiliated in front of the crowd. Keep on checking this, we'll see how this will work out.
But a confrontation wouldn't be so bad, it gives me a chance to try my conflict resolving tools.
See ya soon
Thursday, August 5, 2010
I just saw the movie "The Last Temptation of Christ" and I can tell you one thing, it's one of the best movies I've ever seen. The timespan where Jesus got saved from the cross by an angel till everything collapses is the most honest truth about beeing Christian. No matter if Jesus really died at the cross and came back 3 days later or not, it's the faith in God making this happen what makes you believe. If you truelly believe nobody can make you don't believe cause believing is something you do because of your inner attidude towards life. That's nothing somebody can talk you out with logic becaus your faith is not based on logic arguments, it's something you feel in you. So beeing Christian is not based on Jesus rebirth, more than it's based on the principals Jesus talked about and believing in a God who could make Jesus rebirth happen.
An by the way, how greate is William Dafoe in thi flic. What a Genius ...
Sunday, May 16, 2010
- Hottest Girls to Age of 25 (25 is too old)
- Hottest MILFs (minimum Age of 30 and has to be a Mother)
- Best Football Cleats
Brooklyn is a new Sport Ilustarted Foto Model and her titts are the coolest things I have seen for a very long time.Kaley Cuoco is now in her senior month a will pass out this ranking at the end of November. Sarah Fletcher is too old now.
Emma Watson ist getting hotter and hotter. The last time I posted an update she was really close to Kaley, now, with the new pictures on her website, she got the second place. With Sarah leaving this ranking she is my new Number ONE! Big high five for you Harry Potter.
So the new ranking is:
- Emma Watson
- Brooklyn Decker
- Kaley Cuoco
- Renee Olstead
- Jamie Lynn Spears (Titts are making the difference here)
OK, at my first try I didn't really thought about that, Jennifer Coolidge is not a Mother, Cobie Smulders is too young and Katie Price, well, she is not that hot, it's just her breasts. All of them didn't made the cut.
My new women in this list are Heather Locklear, Uma Thurman and Courteney Cox. I think there is no need for any explenation. Cause of the acctual hype about "Rules of Engagement" I also thought about Megyn Price, but Heather won the challenge. The ranking is:
- Angelina Jolie (still the one and only)
- Courteney Cox
- Nelly Furtado
- Uma Thurman (She has really funny titts)
- Heather Locklear
The new Nike Speed stormed my mind and wouldn't let loose. They are my absolute new Number ONE!
And another new pait of Nike Cleats, the LT Super Bad, a combination of the LT Branded Cleats and the Super Bad. And they look amazingly sharp. The new Number 3.
The chrome Vapor Cleats are not available any more, so they are out of this list.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I liked her much in Still Standing and thought she could be a real hottie when she hits her twenties. But how she looks like now I could not even imagine in my dirtiest dreams. These tits are so great that I think they are not real and she looks astonishing hot with not curly hair. She also crushed my Top-5 Hottest Girls to 25 within seconds. The new ranking is:
- Sara Fletcher – Still the hottest Girl on the market
- Kaley Cuoco
- Emma Watson
- Renee Olstead
- Ashley Green
And now some pics to solidify my decision:
Monday, February 8, 2010
#5 Kaylee Defer (1986)
She does greate playing a pretty, simple-hearted daughter in War at Home and she really is a natural cutie.
#4 Ashley Greene (1987)
For me, she is the real hot star at Twilight. And her last picture really proof this.
#3 Emma Watson (1990)
To put here in the top 5 was the most easy decision. Milion of men waited for her to turn 18. And she is banging Harry Potter what makes here even more atractive to nerds like me.
#2 Kaley Cuoco (1985)
Greate Girl, HOT Girl, cool TV Show. She brings the big package.
#1 Sara Fletcher (1984)
This is the major upset. There actually is no Wiki Article to her. I would mary her right away. THE ULTIMATE GIRL.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Ja ich schreibe mal wieder auf deutsch. Ich habe mir überlegt Filmkritiken zu schreiben. Da ich mindestens 4 Filme die Woche schaue habe ich da schon gut was zu schreiben. Ich schaue ja meist Filme, die eher für den deutschen Markt gedacht sind, deshalb mal wieder auf deutsch. Heute fange ich an mit Zweiohrküken, dem neuen Film von Till Schweiger.
ACHTUNG, SPOILER ALERT!
Wer den ersten Teil (Keinohrhasen) gesehen hat kennt schon den Stil dieses Filmes. Etwas schmonzig, ein Hauch von Gesellschaftskritik und sehr viel Geschlechtskonflikt. Sind wir mal ehrlich. Schon Keinohrhasen war ein Film den man sich auch als Mann ohne weiteres anschauen konnte. Die Witze hätten ohne jegliche Problem aus der Feder von Mario Barth kommen können. An diesem Stil hat sich nicht viel geändert. Nach wie vor fühlt man sich eher in einer Vorstelung vom Herrn Barth als in einem romantischen Film. Doch diese Parallelen scheinen gewollt zu sein. Doch leider wird am Anfang ein Sturmfeuer dieser Gags rausgelassen, und so ist nach nicht einmal einer Stunde alles witzige erzählt. Auch Till Schweiger muss vor diesem Problem gestanden haben. Die Scene mit dem "Geschäft" in aus der Toilette ist mehr an den Haaren herbeigezogen als fast alles, was ich bis jetzt gesehen habe. Wo wir grad beim Thema sind, Matthias Schweighöfer ist als Sidekick eher schlecht geraten. Platte Rolle, platte Sprüche, da wurde sehr viel potential verspielt. Dann kommt 40 Minuten Trennung. Also, ich möchte ja nicht Till Schweigers Gespür für Frauen anzweifeln, aber wieso kriegt Frau Tschirner es nicht gerafft, dass eine solche Ansammlung an Zufällen nicht konstruiert seien kann? Da wurde doch arg übertrieben und man hätte locker eine halbe Stunde sparen können, ohne jegliche Spannung, Witz und Romantik zu verlieren. Jetzt das Ende. Das Gespräch im Restaurante (beide gestehen sich ihre Seitensprünge) ist da noch logisch und passt zum Verlauf der Geschichte. Doch dann scheint man am Ende noch die Frauenwelt zufrieden stellen zu wollen. Ludo mutiert zum Weichei, gesteht Anna all seine Liebe und das auf der Insel ihres erten und bisher einzigen Urlaubs. Ich kenn viele Frauen, die das soooooo roantisch fanden (Till, Junge, jetzt wolen doch alle Frauen so einen Scheiß Gefühlsquatsch sehen). Doch hätte zu dem berechnenden Typen nicht etwas mehr Matscho am Schluss besser gepasst? Diese Frage darf sich jeder selbst stellen.
- Viele Scenen an den Haaren herbei gezogen (Ludo als Frau nur damit Lippenstift am Gals auftaucht? Das geht besser Till)
- 1 1/2 Stunde gute Unterhaltung für Mann und Frau, dann wirds flach
- Warum spielt Mario Barth nicht mit, wenn er schon die Pointen liefert?