Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Legendary Bands of each Century

Looking the TV Show "Number One" on German TV right now. Thus, I thought about who are the most legendary bands or artists of each century from the 70s to 2000s. The Bands and Artist are listet in the decade where they made the most impact.

Deep Purple, Bee Gees, James Brown, ABBA, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Cat Stevens

Michael Jackson, Madonna, Tina Turner, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Tracy Chapman, Bruce Springsteen, A-ha

Nirvana, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Offspring, Mailyn Manson, U2, Limp Bizkit, Backstreet Boys, Take That, Public Enemy, Woo Tang Clan, 2Pac, 2Unlimited

Eminem, Jay-Z, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Daft Punk, Shakira, Robbie Williams, Nora Jones, Blink 182

I did this list cause a lot of people say, that no good music has been created in the 90s and 2000s. I hardly doubt that. As you see in the list, there are a lot of artists that change the way we listen to music. A lot of people wouldn't pick Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Nora Jones or Blink 182. Well, if you are one of these, asl yourself, do you just don't like them? They changed the music for the following years.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Clubnight 18.12

Went for some serious club action yesterday with my boys. And got some new prospects for my list.

Looks like an easy deal. She is pretty slutty has huge tits. Left the club too early. But had time enough to talk to her. I think that she like me. Next step, try to create some atraction to me. So far I have no idea how to do that.

She is not the kind of girl I'm usually atracted to. But she is so shy naiv that I will not miss on that one. Try to get in her pants as soon as possible, which will be start of next year.

So, the new list:

#1 C.R.:
Way hotter than S.L. so still #1.

#2 S.L.:
Cause of the short time of her attandence in Germany this in in the list.

#3 A.M.:
Still prefer lesbians over big tits.

#4 C.:
Well, huge tits and a little bit stupid. Great combination though.

No changes for the rest.

#5 V.M.

#6 M.H.

#7 Twins

Saturday, December 18, 2010

16.12. Girls Update

Hey Followers,

for keeping you up to date, new status on some girls. Yesterday was a big party at my university and things didn't went out pretty much as I thought they would.

Haven't met her. No News. Seems to not really work out. But had a good Facebook conversation with her, again. This girl is kind of a secret to me.

Drop her from my list. This ain't gonne work out, not even as an option. There's just NO magic.

Haven't met my favorite lesbian. But still on my list. Will give her a call tomorrow if she's going to party with us.

No News.

Company party went absolutly well. I really think that she's kind of into me. The problem yesterday, I haven't seen her late on the party, though I wasn't able to extend our, well let's call it, relationship. The next bigger problem. Her time at our company ends with the end of the year. God thanks facebook, I totally ask her out on a date. I have to hit on this chick. Next Step: Find a way to stay in contact over the holidays.

Well, still think that she's into me. The sings at work are just too obvious. The problem, she hardly visits any party. Our companies Christmas party has to work that out.

Thus, I figured out my list with all these girls in an order of importance to hit on. Though I don't think that one of these girls has the potential for a longer relationship, sadly. So, here it is:

#1 : C.R.
Really cute model girl who's kind of into me. Well, time is running against me, so I really have to start my hurry up offense.

#2 : A.M.
Lesbian, do I have to say more?

#3 : V.M.
I kind of really like this girl. But she is so weird. I'd love to see if this crazy gaming is leading somewhere.

#4 : M.H.
Tough to reach her on a personal level. But I think that she is into me.

#5 : Twins
This is kind of a longshot.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Girls Diary

Hey Pals, how is goin' ?

Haven't posted a lot in the last time cause I've been pretty busy with th ladies. Things went really crazy in the last time. Had three hot shots, went out scoreing nothing, and then came up short to a three way with twins. So I have a really hard time getting all the information together and forming my strategies. So this is gonne be the place were I post my stories to not make the same faults again and again. First, al little roundup on my dates:

Halloween went greate. But had no contact after all. If I want to hit on these girls I have to invest a lot more.
Next Step: Asking for a date with both of them.

Well, I met her at a party with my neighbour. She looks really cute and I just talk to her and dance a bit. She told me that she likes me cause I pay attention. I thought that she likes me to and that she is more of a shy girl. Texted a lot with her over Facebook and made a date. And what happened? She canceled it. So I went out with my guys. And guess who I found at a club together with 4 horny guys? And she didn't even thought about talkin to me. Then she suddenly started texting me again. Weird girl. Seems a bit like a player now.
Next Step: Goinf to meet her at a party tomorrow and will try to make the same move I did a month ago when I met her. I don't think that this is gonne work, but it's worth trying.

Had a date with her and thought that she would be the easy deal. Kind of not worked out. Had a greate night at a club with her and her girls. Then took her home to her place. But there had been no magic between us. I think this is done.
Next Step: I'll try to hit on her when the party tomorrow ends and I've nothing to take home.

This was kind of cool. Met her with a friend from my hometown at a club. I saved her out of the claws of a really creepy guy who despretly tried to hit on her. A kiss kind of save it. Then had a greate party night with her, kissed a little bit. Nothing more happened. Found out later that she is a lesbian and has a girlfriend.
Next Step: Will meet her at the party tomorrow. She is gonne be my main theme for the evening. Just try to spend some drinks on her and dance a little bit a see if magic will happen again.

This is gonne be fun. She's a co-worker of mine and she is really shy and has a self-confidence problem. I'm really courious if she has a boyfriend and/or if she is available for a sexual relationship. Will spend the day tomorrow with her at work and at my bosse's farewell party. She's going to be at the college party tomorrow, too.
Next Step: Try to build up some relations with her. Think it's gonne be though work.

Well, these girls are my options at this time. More then I ever had, but you guys know my luck. All's gonne be tending against me. Tomorrow will be fun.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010


I just found my new love for the Halloween Holiday. Actually I'm not a big fan of costume parties, but Halloween rocks like Hell. It's not about the massiv amount of alcohol or the chance to drop blood all over my face. It's all about the girls.
It's about all the short skirts, about all the masks, which mascarade a lot of uglyness. It's about all the girls looking so cute beeing a dead corpus. And I just found out that girls really dig on me when I put on the scares ad cover myself with blood.
Well, it's all about a pretty cool party which always tends to end up in sex with a total stranger. And, in my case, looking forward to hook up with identical twins!!!
Yes, you read right. Some identical twins really admired me all party long. Well, the only issue is their age, but they are 18 so defenitly eligable for sex, wel, better said eligable for a threesome. This is maybe the only shot for something like this in my whole life, so I really dig into this right now. Will give you updates on this.
And there's nothing new on my other experiments.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

College Dudes

Hey People,

I'm a recent reader on College Girls on College Humor, and I always thought that I would be on it if there would be a male version. So, I imagined the following questions (with my personal answers):

1. Every guy has a female side. Name your top love flick.
Harry and Sally . There is no love movie better played then this. And the orgasm scene is just classy.
2. Favorit position ... in football of course. What do you thought about, dirty bastard?
Well, I'd say Safety. I'm going for the long shot, and when I'm in I hit it really hard. Most of the time coming from behind.
3. Invent a new typ of beer.
I would combine my two favorite drinks, beer and Gaterode. I wonder how this would taste like.
4. What was your most special sports moment?
2008 Perfect Season.
5. OK, let's be realistic, everything tastes better with bacon and cheese. What other ingediant makes every dish taste better?
Beautifull Girls. No matter what they cook for me, it always taste good.
6. Have you ever been caught mastubating? Funny story?
Once by my roomie. Followed by very awkward silence.
7. How many beer cans could you crack open and drink each after another till you drop down?
I'd maybe do 15 cans. I'm a student so I'm pretty used to it.
8. A man who can cook always has a thing with the girls. What would you cook for you anual hook up?
Everything with Chillie, Garlic and Ginger. That works all the time.
9. Would you do a devil threesome?
Did it ...
10. I know, we all love the 70's Show. Who would you prefer for breakfast after ... , you know what, Mila Kunis or Laura Prepon?
Come on, the blond Laura Prepon is so damn hot. Tits are makin' the difference here.

By the way, these are my top 5 songs of today:

1. Rat Pack - Summer Wind
2. Hurts - Wonderful Life
3. Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland
4. Billy Joel - Christie Lee
5. Cloeman Hawkins - Smoke gets in your eyes

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Top 10 Acapella Performances on YouTube

OK, I goota admit, I truely love Acapella Music. This is kind of music build up by the most basic instrument we got, our voice. So I gonna praise this fuckin' big style of perfoming music with this top 10:

#10 Golden Overtone - Mercy by Duffy
Well, al about pretty standart, but a cool performance, which actually is pretty raw among these types of singing

#9 Rusty Pipes - Ain't no mountain high enough by Marvin Gaye
Well sung by these people and a cool ending, but I think this greate song could be aranged a liitle bit better. Actually I couldn't find a better version on youtube.

#8 UC Men's Octet - 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
Really greate performance an this song just rocks!

#7 UC Men's Octet - Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
The greates background sounds I've ever heard

#6 Golden Overtone - It's in his kiss by Aretha Franklin
Just the perfect song or these girls an a killer arangement. The lead singer rocks the house. Sicerly, women are always a liitle bit worse then men cause they can't reach the really low bass tones, which is neccessary for acapelly singing. But this performance is the best I've ever seen from women.

#5 Accafellas - Wonderfull Tonight by Eric Clapton with Proposal
One of my all time favourit song greate performed. The Part for the Proposal is just killer. I like these guys so much because their arangements are so much on point.

#4 Boys 2 Men - End of the Road
Well, if you want to get in a girls pants this song works ALL THE TIME. The voices of this guys are so perfect and fitted together. Killer arangement.

#3 UW Redefined - Nintendo Medlay
How awesome is that. Reminds me of my younger days. Killer arangement, killer perfomrance, killer singing. I love this one.

#2 UC Men's Octet - Bohemian Rapsody by Queen
Well, this song is prett much made to be sung acapella. These guys are doin' it in perfection.

#1 Miami University Men's Orchestra - Halleluja by Leonard Cohen
I love this song, but how this one is aranged, I could not see a better one. It's so though to this for so many people. You really have to give these guys some credit for this beautifull piece of art.

Mentionable Honor:

UW Redefined - Afica by Toto
These guys always have greate backgrounds. Just didn't made the cut. But I love this song so much, so I have to mention it. Sadly some wrong notes and chords. The guy how's singing the high parts should do the song.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Extendin the Foreigner

Hi Pals,

Last week I tried the Foreigner, and God damn, it works great. But it's maybe not the best idea to perform this move in your regular bar. Of course I#m heading there tonight, but maybe the girl I did last week will be there, too. I think I can't hold on to the show forever. So, I got to make a statement tonight an tell her the truth if I meet her tonight. I'll try to isolate her and tell her outside. The last thing I can use is beeing humiliated in front of the crowd. Keep on checking this, we'll see how this will work out.
But a confrontation wouldn't be so bad, it gives me a chance to try my conflict resolving tools.

See ya soon

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Experiment SUCCEEDED

On my very first post I told you about the "Foreigner", a great move to get girls. It's kind of pretending you are from a different country and do not know anything about the place you are. Yesterday I performed it in perfection. At my regular bar I met a guy from USA. We talked about football and had a lot of booze. So he came up with the idea I pretend beeing an American and see if we can pick up some girls. So I came up with my best texan accent and tried not to catch somebodys eye who knows me. We sat next to two reall cute girls and talk to them. The most exciting thing was that they completly bought into the mascerade and talked on german about us with us sitting next to them. Of course I could understand every single word. We had a lot of fun. Then a female friend of these girls came up, want to see our ID Cards. So I ran to the bathroom, of course I don't have any American ID Card or Drivers License. The bar closes and we went to a Diner nearby and I talked a lot to girl hittin' us in the bar. And now guess who's got a private german Lesson ...

I just saw the movie "The Last Temptation of Christ" and I can tell you one thing, it's one of the best movies I've ever seen. The timespan where Jesus got saved from the cross by an angel till everything collapses is the most honest truth about beeing Christian. No matter if Jesus really died at the cross and came back 3 days later or not, it's the faith in God making this happen what makes you believe. If you truelly believe nobody can make you don't believe cause believing is something you do because of your inner attidude towards life. That's nothing somebody can talk you out with logic becaus your faith is not based on logic arguments, it's something you feel in you. So beeing Christian is not based on Jesus rebirth, more than it's based on the principals Jesus talked about and believing in a God who could make Jesus rebirth happen.

An by the way, how greate is William Dafoe in thi flic. What a Genius ...

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Best on the Market Round Up

I haven't posted anything for a pretty long time now. A lot has changed on the girl market and so I want to do an update on my rankings. These rankings are gone be update to you guys:
  • Hottest Girls to Age of 25 (25 is too old)
  • Hottest MILFs (minimum Age of 30 and has to be a Mother)
  • Best Football Cleats
Hottest Girls to Age of 25:I got two newly Check Ins for this category, Jamie Lynn Spears and Brooklyn Decker.Jamie, the younger sister of Britney Spears, looks as hot as her older Sister when she was at the beginnings of her career. We all cross our fingers that she does not has to face the same future.
Brooklyn is a new Sport Ilustarted Foto Model and her titts are the coolest things I have seen for a very long time.Kaley Cuoco is now in her senior month a will pass out this ranking at the end of November. Sarah Fletcher is too old now.
Emma Watson ist getting hotter and hotter. The last time I posted an update she was really close to Kaley, now, with the new pictures on her website, she got the second place. With Sarah leaving this ranking she is my new Number ONE! Big high five for you Harry Potter.
So the new ranking is:
  1. Emma Watson
  2. Brooklyn Decker
  3. Kaley Cuoco
  4. Renee Olstead
  5. Jamie Lynn Spears (Titts are making the difference here)
Hottest MILFS:
OK, at my first try I didn't really thought about that, Jennifer Coolidge is not a Mother, Cobie Smulders is too young and Katie Price, well, she is not that hot, it's just her breasts. All of them didn't made the cut.
My new women in this list are Heather Locklear, Uma Thurman and Courteney Cox. I think there is no need for any explenation. Cause of the acctual hype about "Rules of Engagement" I also thought about Megyn Price, but Heather won the challenge. The ranking is:
  1. Angelina Jolie (still the one and only)
  2. Courteney Cox
  3. Nelly Furtado
  4. Uma Thurman (She has really funny titts)
  5. Heather Locklear
Hottest Football Cleats:
The new Nike Speed stormed my mind and wouldn't let loose. They are my absolute new Number ONE!
And another new pait of Nike Cleats, the LT Super Bad, a combination of the LT Branded Cleats and the Super Bad. And they look amazingly sharp. The new Number 3.
The chrome Vapor Cleats are not available any more, so they are out of this list.

  1. Nike Super Speed 2010
  2. Nike Blade D 2009
  3. Nike LT Super Bad 2010
  4. Nike Air Huarache 2009
  5. Adidas Mario Wiliams

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Renee Olstead finally became a women

I liked her much in Still Standing and thought she could be a real hottie when she hits her twenties. But how she looks like now I could not even imagine in my dirtiest dreams. These tits are so great that I think they are not real and she looks astonishing hot with not curly hair. She also crushed my Top-5 Hottest Girls to 25 within seconds. The new ranking is:

  1. Sara Fletcher – Still the hottest Girl on the market
  2. Kaley Cuoco
  3. Emma Watson
  4. Renee Olstead
  5. Ashley Green

And now some pics to solidify my decision:



Monday, February 8, 2010

Top 5 hottest Chicks to Age of 25

Some new girls hit the market in the last time, so I'm doing a new ranking right now (The year in the brakets is the year of birth):

#5 Kaylee Defer (1986)

She does greate playing a pretty, simple-hearted daughter in War at Home and she really is a natural cutie.

#4 Ashley Greene (1987)

For me, she is the real hot star at Twilight. And her last picture really proof this.

#3 Emma Watson (1990)

To put here in the top 5 was the most easy decision. Milion of men waited for her to turn 18. And she is banging Harry Potter what makes here even more atractive to nerds like me.

#2 Kaley Cuoco (1985)

Greate Girl, HOT Girl, cool TV Show. She brings the big package.

#1 Sara Fletcher (1984)

This is the major upset. There actually is no Wiki Article to her. I would mary her right away. THE ULTIMATE GIRL.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Zweiohrküken - Filmkritik

Hallo geneigter Leser.
Ja ich schreibe mal wieder auf deutsch. Ich habe mir überlegt Filmkritiken zu schreiben. Da ich mindestens 4 Filme die Woche schaue habe ich da schon gut was zu schreiben. Ich schaue ja meist Filme, die eher für den deutschen Markt gedacht sind, deshalb mal wieder auf deutsch. Heute fange ich an mit Zweiohrküken, dem neuen Film von Till Schweiger.


Wer den ersten Teil (Keinohrhasen) gesehen hat kennt schon den Stil dieses Filmes. Etwas schmonzig, ein Hauch von Gesellschaftskritik und sehr viel Geschlechtskonflikt. Sind wir mal ehrlich. Schon Keinohrhasen war ein Film den man sich auch als Mann ohne weiteres anschauen konnte. Die Witze hätten ohne jegliche Problem aus der Feder von Mario Barth kommen können. An diesem Stil hat sich nicht viel geändert. Nach wie vor fühlt man sich eher in einer Vorstelung vom Herrn Barth als in einem romantischen Film. Doch diese Parallelen scheinen gewollt zu sein. Doch leider wird am Anfang ein Sturmfeuer dieser Gags rausgelassen, und so ist nach nicht einmal einer Stunde alles witzige erzählt. Auch Till Schweiger muss vor diesem Problem gestanden haben. Die Scene mit dem "Geschäft" in aus der Toilette ist mehr an den Haaren herbeigezogen als fast alles, was ich bis jetzt gesehen habe. Wo wir grad beim Thema sind, Matthias Schweighöfer ist als Sidekick eher schlecht geraten. Platte Rolle, platte Sprüche, da wurde sehr viel potential verspielt. Dann kommt 40 Minuten Trennung. Also, ich möchte ja nicht Till Schweigers Gespür für Frauen anzweifeln, aber wieso kriegt Frau Tschirner es nicht gerafft, dass eine solche Ansammlung an Zufällen nicht konstruiert seien kann? Da wurde doch arg übertrieben und man hätte locker eine halbe Stunde sparen können, ohne jegliche Spannung, Witz und Romantik zu verlieren. Jetzt das Ende. Das Gespräch im Restaurante (beide gestehen sich ihre Seitensprünge) ist da noch logisch und passt zum Verlauf der Geschichte. Doch dann scheint man am Ende noch die Frauenwelt zufrieden stellen zu wollen. Ludo mutiert zum Weichei, gesteht Anna all seine Liebe und das auf der Insel ihres erten und bisher einzigen Urlaubs. Ich kenn viele Frauen, die das soooooo roantisch fanden (Till, Junge, jetzt wolen doch alle Frauen so einen Scheiß Gefühlsquatsch sehen). Doch hätte zu dem berechnenden Typen nicht etwas mehr Matscho am Schluss besser gepasst? Diese Frage darf sich jeder selbst stellen.
  • Viele Scenen an den Haaren herbei gezogen (Ludo als Frau nur damit Lippenstift am Gals auftaucht? Das geht besser Till)
  • 1 1/2 Stunde gute Unterhaltung für Mann und Frau, dann wirds flach
  • Warum spielt Mario Barth nicht mit, wenn er schon die Pointen liefert?
Wertung: Samstag Abend